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	<description>because your life is boring</description>
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		<title>Way to ruin my holiday</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/way-to-ruin-my-holiday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, someone broke into my house and stole my laptop. Just my laptop. And my laptop bag, of course. And my other little Rhodes bag, with assorted stuff in it. Like, CDs and cables. And a Cream Soda can from the fridge. And, apparently, a Miller Golden Draught. So yeah, uhm &#8230; I&#8217;m fucked.]]></description>
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		<title>Bits and pieces</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Liverpool lost to Arsenal 1-1 last night. Stupid buggers, we should have won that shit. Arsenal suck, but we still unbeaten. Ho-hum. Burst a tyre on the way to Kebab, so had to leave my car at the office. Cars suck, but we still alive. La-di-da. Stuck at home until that&#8217;s sorted. Home sucks, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An African tale</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/an-african-tale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eleanor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was an esteemed leader in a small country in the south of the African continent. This leader loved his people so very much that it almost caused him physical pain (although that could just have been the old age arthritis). And he so badly wanted to protect his Africans from the nefarious influences [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t believe the hype</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/dont-believe-the-hype/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t believe everything you read about Zimbabwe. Honestly, some of these websites have to be the most hysterical buggers on the planet.]]></description>
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		<title>Watchubinsmokinman?</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/503/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 12:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to treat this statement with the contempt it deserves. With people like Sikhanyiso Ndlovu saying shit like this, there really is no need to comment or opine. &#8220;The cholera epidemic in Zimbabwe is a serious biological chemical war force, a genocidal onslaught on the people of Zimbabwe by the British,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Cholera [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have a blog, therefore I am better than you</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/496/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=496</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I write thousands of brilliant words a day. My writing is so brilliant it takes you an hour to understand a post I churn out in a minute. I am secretly writing a book. I throw down chapters easier than Jamie Oliver cooks a meal. My novel will stun and awe, arouse and inspire, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May the farce be with you</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/may-the-farce-be-with-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck this place; I&#8217;m done. Really, it&#8217;s over. What does it take for people to realise they&#8217;ve failed? I heard yesterday that the contract to supply all of ZINWA&#8216;s water treatment chemicals was given to one man, a certain fun-loving deputy minister and sitting Member of Parliament. That, right there, is corruption of the worst [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chabvondoka</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/12/chabvondoka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no water in Harare. There are no chemicals to treat the water from Lake Chivero, where all our sewerage goes and water comes from. They didn&#8217;t listen when they stole the water functions and infrastructure from Council and gave them to ZINWA. Now everything is screwed, and those buggers in ZINWA are caught [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Customer v Cashier: part one in a series of sextillion events</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/11/customer-v-cashier-part-one-in-a-series-of-sextillion/</link>
		<comments>http://rustygate.org/2008/11/customer-v-cashier-part-one-in-a-series-of-sextillion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I walk up to the girl at Ballantyne Spar with two sixpacks of Mountain Dew in hand (the fact that I was buying Mountain Dew should have been alarming in itself, but anywho). I&#8217;m hungover, I&#8217;m sweating, I have no power at home and it&#8217;s blistering out. So I&#8217;m in no mood for shit. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s your daddy?</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2008/11/whos-your-daddy-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=476</guid>
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