Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

What The Hell...

You may be surprised at the colours! I haven't converted to Old Hararians - I remain a Harare Sports Club man. I'd lost a bet to the OH coach, so we had to change for a while. Now I kinda like it ...

Cubicle wall decorations - print this flowchart

Flowcharts - uncensored

I just couldn’t resist.

35 Responses to “Cubicle wall decorations - print this flowchart”

  1. Tony Parker Says:

    Hah this is some funny ish. Did you fuck with it? Yes. You stupid fuck. ROTFL

  2. Mushaz Says:

    it is now laminated and hanging proudly on my office wall ndatenda hangu

  3. Joe Black Says:

    Good stuff. Had no power all day, so someone at ZESA needs this thing too.

  4. aefro chicque Says:

    well ZESA in Japan isnt doing a very good job either. A minor (everything here is on a small scale) caused power outages earlier on today.

  5. aefro chicque Says:

    *a minor thunderstorm* sorry. trying to type in the dark.

  6. Ms Joseph Says:

    Ahhh, wasn’t it fun following the arrows…

  7. Joe Black Says:

    All for you, lol

  8. aefro chicque Says:

    Can all PDAs please be kept in the privacy of your own online bedrooms or whatever it is you crazy cats get up to.

  9. Tino Says:

    Some how I dont think that was a PDA. Someone may have just been insulted there.

  10. MrCheeks Says:

    Vawanzirana!!!

  11. Joe Black Says:

    No no no, there is no insulting going on here, neither are there PDAs. Why can’t people just take what we say at face value, hmmm?

  12. aefro chicque Says:

    Like love, innuendo is in the air. Very little is ever at face value level. Statements more loaded than Pamela Anderson’s stack.

  13. Ms Joseph Says:

    LOL. Guys…

  14. Joe Black Says:

    Leave us alone :-)

  15. aefro chicque Says:

    tikwanire semari ye rofu rechingwa chekwa Lobels. bringing yowa ‘laundry’ into full public viewing and then tell US to leave you alone. handikudenha ikoko - urikutsvaga kukuvadzwa shamwari. that fighting talk of which you make constant mention.

  16. Jennie Says:

    Was the flowchart for someone specific’s viewing Joe? If so you can tell us, before we guess for ourselves which seems to be the case here.

  17. Joe Black Says:

    ROTFLMAO - that’s not fighting talk, just that you’re losing the plot…there’s no undercurrent here. Besides you know if there was I’d come out straight.

    I just posted it cos I felt like it. Tell them baby.

  18. Tino Says:

    There it is - ‘baby’. Wabatwa! By yourself.

  19. Joe Black Says:

    Oh for fuck’s sakes Tino :-) Let it go

  20. mushaz Says:

    for shuwa wazvitengesa apo. what is going on here hmm?

  21. Joe Black Says:

    The defence rests.

  22. Tino Says:

    Don’t you snap at me my friend, you are the one who set yourself up!! As usual!! You neva learn!!

  23. aefro chicque Says:

    to quote The Man himself ‘move on, there is nothing to see here’.

  24. Galadriel Says:

    The defence rests? You haven’t even pled your case let alone put up aay form of defence. What ever happened to evidence and demonstrating reasonable doubt. Dont be lazy now. You know you don’t want the prosecution crawling up your ass without a good fight. Do you? Coz it sounds like they are rearing to go.

  25. afroelle Says:

    well trying to smoke him out of his hole is not going to do it either. So from the horse’s mouth (re:19) ‘Oh for fuck’s sake …Let it go’ (emoticon removed for dramatic impact )

  26. Tino Says:

    I still smell a rat…but the prosecution also rests.

  27. Joe Black Says:

    Thank you. Zvinochembedza izvi. Especially since my co-defendant left me to face the music alone, hehe.

    I’m getting tired of FaceBook again …

  28. afroelle Says:

    oh oh, so which chinese-made-toys-soon-to-be-recalled will you be throwing out of your leadpaintedChinesemanufactured cot this time?

  29. afroelle Says:

    p.s. why dont you just block people you dont want to see/speak to/communicate with (except me - you cant block me because me I will come and hunt you down and beat you down like Mike Tyson on a skinny bitch) and spend less time there. Hazvisi zvekumanikidzwa ka izvi.

  30. Joe Black Says:

    not throwing toys, just that the novelty has worn off again. and you’re right, now I have 61 friends, and I only talk to 10 …

    I’ll stick around for now.

  31. yigga Says:

    i am also getting tired of facebook. too many stalkers esp ex’s!

  32. Joe Black Says:

    Uchinyanya :-)

  33. afroelle Says:

    Goodbye love of money, you are no longer the root of all evil. Facebook has bumped you from that throne.

  34. afroelle Says:

    p.s. It’s just not cricket. I mean, Curran was too awful to handle people who already had talent and some training, now he is to be responsible for the training of these young uns. I mean, seriously, talk about jobs for the boys.

  35. Joe Black Says:

    KC is a good coach, he just had a shit team.

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