Somebody shoot me
John-Arne Riise scores a goal for Chelsea in the fourth minute of extra time. You couldn’t make it up.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 08:39 am
I have nothing to say except… he’d better score a scorcher @ the bridge on wed
but i guess thats life… congrats to the blues for surviving but WE are goin to moscow
April 23rd, 2008 at 08:54 am
I have to say it was not a fair reflection of your abilities on the pitch & as for the ref!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 09:38 am
We played well, soaked up the pressure, the ref tried to sell the game, and Riise is an idiot. No wonder he didn’t start. Talk about panic.
Oh well, …
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
Now now, u gotta admit it was a brilliant goal by Riise
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
No no no no no let’s get back to love stories, the little boy’s club is back now.
Have you and Minnie Mouse released the results yet Joseph?
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Exactly. The public awaits news. Lol.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
I was stunned…..contract extension?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Methinks old Riise will be turning out for Helsingborg or someone next season, hmmm.
Ladies, please. Why rush? I’ll release the results when ZEC release theirs, huh? Hehehe
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
So why bother us with the nyaya and then you try and shut it down when there is a clash of honeys hm? Yes I noticed.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Clash? Dramatic much, Tino?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
damn JB, how many of your exs post on your blog
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
Uh-oh…
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
Uh-oh…
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
Four that I know of. Only.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Uh-oh indeed. you may have scared Minnie of JB. she hasn’t said a word since Ms Jo featured. not a nice thing mixing exes with currents (or not) of potentials. FOUR?? mmm…this page may turn out to be your worst nightmare dude-you kn how women are
April 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Actually we came to a negotiated settlement. No more hashing it out in public
April 24th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
That was me, btw.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
or are you just saving face JB? perhaps pouring yo heart out in public has backfired and little miss minnie has realized there’s no settlements to be made?;-0. how sad, minnie say something it doesn’t have to be about the saga he started.
April 24th, 2008 at 15:42 pm
LOL! Uhm, yeah, this is me saving face. Haha.
You don’t know me very well.
April 24th, 2008 at 17:00 pm
UNBELIEVABLE
April 25th, 2008 at 13:39 pm
Chii?
April 25th, 2008 at 16:48 pm
didnt this start out as a soccer thing?
April 25th, 2008 at 17:55 pm
Trains of thought never stay on the same track here M&M. Welcome to rustygate
April 25th, 2008 at 19:59 pm
thanks someone ought to show me the ropes or i’ll get lost…!
April 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I volunteer!
April 27th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Should you be volunteering?
April 27th, 2008 at 19:50 pm
You know I should.