Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

All About Eleanour...

It would be easy to trot out the usual adjectives in defence of my character: strong-willed, acerbic wit, vicious tongue, vitriolic self deprecating sense of humour (and these would be the positives), but this would be too easy, and probably not an accurate summation of the sum of my parts.

A Tale of Two Shitties

I am a drinking man.

We all know that. But with these new prices, it seems like I need to change my habits, or at least cut down in a major way.

But really, Kebab Centre, no fucking electricity? During the Bob Marley Commemoration weekend? I know, I know, you put the generator up so you could shift a few (curiously overpriced) beers, but come on! Surely you know someone at ZESA, it’s your biggest night of the year!!

Et tu, Book Cafe? SIX HUNDRED MILLION dollar cover charge? Granted, it’s only a couple of pints at the Scud (what the fuck?) but come on guys, if I want some Transit Crew in my life I don’t wanna leave all my beer shillings at the door, for fuck’s sakes.

And the Stormers fucking drew with the Waratahs. At home. I mean, seriously? Are you kidding me?

Anyway. I know Jah’ll never let us down.

9 Responses to “A Tale of Two Shitties”

  1. Vimbai Says:

    Is that what you were whining about, the price of booze…but prices are ridiculous for sho…but at this rate, what’s NOT ridiculous about this place *sigh*

  2. Eleanor Says:

    Would sir like a cheese platter to go with that whine? Teetotalling is good for the soul, it will also cut down on delinquent behaviours. On the down side, ugly birds wont get laid, coz you cant drink till she’s cute.

  3. Joe Black Says:

    Elle, you wouldn’t believe the price increases over the last week. It’s not just booze, it’s absolutely EVERYTHING that’s gone up over 100%.

    Vim you’re right, everything is ridiculous. And The Herald site got hacked.

  4. The Squire Says:

    Stormers were lucky china, lucky to be where they are……..next weekend all eyes glued to the set!

  5. Tino Says:

    Complaints, complaints. All you seem to do is complain. Is there nothing to give thanks for?

  6. Joe Black Says:

    Oh there’s lots to give thanks for. Good friends, loving family. Loving friends :-)

    I can give thanks for the perfect present I got the other day. And for having a lot of work on my hands.

    I got lots to give thanks for, actually.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    nokuti wakaguta ndosaka usiri kuchema. mboko

  8. Joe Black Says:

    Hezvo, hezvo hezvo. Ko chii nhai? Dofo!

  9. minnie mouse Says:

    lol…mboko…cant remember wen last i heard that. tell me someone, who comes up with these words, this other language that is still our language but not quite?

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