Rafa Benitez, pull your wallet out

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.
You may be surprised at the green-ness! I haven't converted to OHism - I remain a Harare Sports Club man, and as long as the Scud & Nanny remains, so will I. See, I lost a bet to the OH coach, so we have to look like this for a fortnight.
June 11th, 2008 at 08:41 am
yeah we want villa
June 11th, 2008 at 13:07 pm
the only Villa youll get is in Premier League fixtures
June 11th, 2008 at 14:05 pm
Yeah imagine it … Torres and Villa, ooooh.
So tonight, we get to see JUST how “good” Portugal really is.
June 11th, 2008 at 14:28 pm
spain better not let me down! They look the part! But holland did the business nad have made their presence felt! Well i dont think rafa has got any sheets to spend, they made £33million dollar loss!
Fuck these americans! messing up shit up in here! what the fuck!
June 11th, 2008 at 14:33 pm
Jayzus kloo, LOL, somebody needs to take his happy pill! I just hope Holland come through for me.
By the way, saw piccies of your little tyke on Bookface. How many rugby jerseys can one toddler own?
June 11th, 2008 at 16:22 pm
Lol! you have to blood them young! Dude whatever happened to my mate from the keg? Larry! thats his name
June 11th, 2008 at 20:33 pm
Larry’s ‘ite. Saw Portugal, yeah they looking alright, but don’t seem to have been tested properly yet. We wait and see.
Can’t wait for the rugby this weekend.
June 12th, 2008 at 07:05 am
Chelsea have hired Big Phil. Shit.
June 12th, 2008 at 08:15 am
Greetings Zimbos, I admit your site does look good! Uganda was fine sha but my God the men are so dark!!
June 12th, 2008 at 10:50 am
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice Tino… dont be chucking hation on us dark brothers. The rugby will be good this weekend, i am bit worried of the Welsh backlash, and i hope they dont drop mujati and chavanga. So is mujati’s bali still farming on the land he was given by our uncle?
June 12th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Ola Tino! I hope the Welsh can have a go this weekend, finally.
June 12th, 2008 at 15:02 pm
So word on the wire is that Tendai Biti was arrested upon his return from SA. Is there any merit to these claims?
June 13th, 2008 at 07:53 am
Yes, so true. He didn’t even make customs and immigration, dude was cotchen upon disembarking.
Also, Morgan’s campaign bus was taken. With Morgan also.