Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

Why It's Green...

You may be surprised at the green-ness! I haven't converted to OHism - I remain a Harare Sports Club man, and as long as the Scud & Nanny remains, so will I. See, I lost a bet to the OH coach, so we have to look like this for a fortnight.

Rafa Benitez, pull your wallet out

David Villa and Fernando Torres

13 Responses to “Rafa Benitez, pull your wallet out”

  1. dhlaks Says:

    yeah we want villa

  2. Anonymous Says:

    the only Villa youll get is in Premier League fixtures

  3. Joe Black Says:

    Yeah imagine it … Torres and Villa, ooooh.

    So tonight, we get to see JUST how “good” Portugal really is.

  4. klooless Says:

    spain better not let me down! They look the part! But holland did the business nad have made their presence felt! Well i dont think rafa has got any sheets to spend, they made £33million dollar loss!
    Fuck these americans! messing up shit up in here! what the fuck!

  5. Joe Black Says:

    Jayzus kloo, LOL, somebody needs to take his happy pill! I just hope Holland come through for me.

    By the way, saw piccies of your little tyke on Bookface. How many rugby jerseys can one toddler own?

  6. klooless Says:

    Lol! you have to blood them young! Dude whatever happened to my mate from the keg? Larry! thats his name

  7. Joe Black Says:

    Larry’s ‘ite. Saw Portugal, yeah they looking alright, but don’t seem to have been tested properly yet. We wait and see.

    Can’t wait for the rugby this weekend.

  8. Joe Black Says:

    Chelsea have hired Big Phil. Shit.

  9. Tino Says:

    Greetings Zimbos, I admit your site does look good! Uganda was fine sha but my God the men are so dark!!

  10. Klooless Says:

    The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice Tino… dont be chucking hation on us dark brothers. The rugby will be good this weekend, i am bit worried of the Welsh backlash, and i hope they dont drop mujati and chavanga. So is mujati’s bali still farming on the land he was given by our uncle?

  11. Joe Black Says:

    Ola Tino! I hope the Welsh can have a go this weekend, finally.

  12. Eleanor Says:

    So word on the wire is that Tendai Biti was arrested upon his return from SA. Is there any merit to these claims?

  13. Joe Black Says:

    Yes, so true. He didn’t even make customs and immigration, dude was cotchen upon disembarking.

    Also, Morgan’s campaign bus was taken. With Morgan also.

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