Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

Why It's Green...

You may be surprised at the green-ness! I haven't converted to OHism - I remain a Harare Sports Club man, and as long as the Scud & Nanny remains, so will I. See, I lost a bet to the OH coach, so we have to look like this for a fortnight.

This is getting stupid

So I’m not getting much sleep lately.

Wait, lemme correct that. I’m not getting ANY sleep lately. Before you start makng snide remarks about sex and whatnot, that’s not the reason I’m not getting any sleep.

All I do is lie there, in my bed, wide awake, tired as hell, fighting to get to sleep, and nothing. I can’t figure out why; I have nothing weighing on my mind (outside the usual), I haven’t wronged anyone and far as I know I am guilty of nothing … outside the usual.

I find it rather remarkable that someone like me, who loves his sleep more than most things, can toss and turn and think till morning. Indeed, the only way I CAN sleep is to knock out on alcohol, but even that has pitfalls - you don’t actually GET much bed-time anyway!

That’s why I’m so cranky.

39 Responses to “This is getting stupid”

  1. Buffdaddy Says:

    Dude you were super cranky, loud, abusive and all those anti social things that I can think of. If Zim was the UK I would have asked for an ASBO to be issued against you. Take a fucken sleeping pill.

  2. dhlaks Says:

    drink a lot of beer… then ko… then u will sleep soundly :)

  3. dhlaks Says:

    oh you are doin that already eh… well drink more then

  4. Andy Tee Says:

    Shame Joe. Sad I cnt say stuff lyk get well soon coz u clearly nt sick at all. Tryin sleepin in the aftanöøn and work at nyt.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    if sex is not the reason, maybe its lack of sex?

  6. Joe Black Says:

    Hey BD, lol we were at a fucking rugby match. Lol! It’s kinda allowed!

    Hmmm, maybe daddy needs to get some, eh?

  7. Anonymous Says:

    Get some from which whoe this time?

  8. Eleanor Says:

    Way way way below the belt Anonymous, so low as to almost be an ankle tap.

    Drink will not further your cause JB it just messes up your sleep patterns. Try exercise during the day, it might tire you out or something.

    P.s. I like the ‘wanted by your Mama, Inspired by Obama’ change. You are a poet, and we did not know it.

  9. Eleanor Says:

    Oh yeah JB, re: earlier comment about people doing ‘anything’, one of your beefs with the Makoni campaign was the lack of specifics. Now this anything to which you make reference, why don’t you give us examples of what you realistically people think will a)be able and b)be willing to do.

  10. Joe Black Says:

    Anonymous, petty insults will get you nowhere, whoever you are.

    Exercise? During the day? Hmmm, may try that this evening actually.

    As for ‘anything’, you know what I want to say. I’m just trying to find my balls to say it.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    if you dont have the balls to suggest possible action, will you ever find the balls to act?

  12. Joe Black Says:

    So true

  13. Bell Says:

    I like your website. You seem braver than most locals.

  14. dhlaks Says:

    i kinda take offense to that :) . we are not cowards we just always find a way to survive in the current situation.

    we are very adaptable ;) our greatest strength but also our greatest weakness

  15. Joe Black Says:

    Oh really dhlaks? If by ‘find a way’ you mean ‘bitch out’ then I guess you’re right, my bruvva.

    Lolest

  16. dhlaks Says:

    lol its no excuse i know but we live we learn we adapt. thats the zimbo way

  17. Galadriel Says:

    Besides, the last time Zimbos fought for something, it bit them in the ass two decades later. Just trying a different approach.

    PS: Not saying that the last fight was a choice. It had to go down. Just fought with the wrong dude.

  18. Joe Black Says:

    Oh and by the way, I slept like a BABY last night :-)

  19. Anonymous Says:

    sounds like somebody got some..

  20. Joe Black Says:

    How cute. Hiding behind the mask of anonymity (even when ANY nickname can be used) and spouting away all sorts of BS with impunity.

    You must be so proud of yourself.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    Damn straight

  22. Joe Black Says:

    Pussy

  23. Eleanor Says:

    (Auntie Eleanor to the rescue) Children, children, can’t we all just get along. Anonymous, play nice. JB, siyana naye.

  24. dhlaks Says:

    El JB is like a pitbull he wont let go of something he bites, anonymous is having a blast with him… i sense unfinished business mayhaps :D

  25. Joe Black Says:

    So turns out I’m actually a von Smalhausen …

  26. dhlaks Says:

    nope we are called von painkillers :twisted:

  27. Joe Black Says:

    Thou art idiot.

  28. dhlaks Says:

    i thank thee for thine astute obeservation :D

  29. dhlaks Says:

    bugger * observation of thine idiocy

  30. Anonymous Says:

    You guys just kill me LOL!!!!

  31. dhlaks Says:

    yes we slay a lot of ppl :twisted:

  32. Joe Black Says:

    Okay girls, time to do some work, yeah. Oh, and who gives a shit about France or Italy tonight? I’m Dutch.

  33. Eleanor Says:

    So dhlaks, what is your slayer name, since Buffy is taken?

  34. dhlaks Says:

    methinks thou has watched too much television El…
    not that thats a bad thing :) i have been and shall always be dhlaks….

  35. Joe Black Says:

    Thou hast.

  36. Larry Says:

    So dude is this how hard it is being a liverpool supporter?

  37. Joe Black Says:

    Yeah, hehe

  38. Buffdaddy Says:

    Too much roundball game. Was going to educate you the other day on how the revolution has eaten its children and how we should avoid revisionist history but UHF and transmedia conspired. So instead I will let you carry on with the puerile, he said-she said, fuck you-suck my dick banter that Rustybook and Facegate are popular for.

    Time for a new post of substance Black or maybe you need some new posters and I am not talking about the ones that thank us for voting in peace or offer us 100% of this and that. Maybe the ones that say let’s finish him off will do.

    Links for you:

    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article4154929.ece

    http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/48748525_statement-senator-barack-obama-crisis-zimbabwe

  39. Joe Black Says:

    Yeah he did … lol

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