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Here’s to you, big dog

Posted by Joe Black on 18 June 2008 at 10:13
Tags: General, Harare, Rant

Fuck off

Eddie Mambo says fuck off and leave Joe alone.

Joe agrees.

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23 Responses to “Here’s to you, big dog”

  1. Bell Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Who is this big dog then?

  2. Joe Black Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    I shall not speak …

  3. Andy Tee Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    And the big dog knows he/she is the big dog?

  4. Galadriel Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 14:01 pm

    Que pasa?

  5. Eleanor Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 15:00 pm

    JB, ukamuona Edmund kubhawa, ungamuudze here kuti andifonere. Ndiye nyaya naye, please messenger boy.

  6. Eleanor Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 15:24 pm

    Question: A man recently said to me, I can replace your vibrator any day of the week. And if you dont try me you could be missing out on a good thing. I told him that I didnt want to fcuk him. He turned around and said to me ‘I dont want to fcuk you. I have better people to fcuk than you’. Was I being overeager in my belief that that is where he was headed or was it just his wounded pride? I dont know any longer.

  7. Anonymous Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 16:48 pm

    i say fcuk him :)

  8. Eleanor Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 17:09 pm

    Ok, please refer to the following site, and then come back and give feedback

    http://mynewsblogs.24.com/otherpeoplehell

  9. Joe Black Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 17:38 pm

    Fuck him.

    Yeah if I see Ed I’ll tell him. The big dog shall remain unnamed, but knows himself.

  10. Ms Joseph Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 19:26 pm

    Did you want to fcuk him El? In the event that he was available, of course. Cause a simple “What?” to his first statement would have changed things… call me innocent (A)

  11. minnie mouse Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 20:03 pm

    the man was bitter you turned him down in his face the ‘i have beta people to fuk than you’ is soothing is bruised ego. and because he such a pussy i say don’t fuk him.

  12. minnie mouse Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 20:46 pm

    and joseph, that finger’s gon be permanently in that position if you not careful

  13. Joe Black Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 20:46 pm

    Eish, you women. Obvious she wanted something, why couldn’t you just say ‘Okay’?

  14. Joe Black Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 21:24 pm

    Yo! Yo! Yo! Strong words babe, been disappointed much? Lol

  15. Ms Joseph Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 21:41 pm

    In the light of your most recent posts JB, one worries about Minnie’s bitter rant there…

  16. Joe Black Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 21:54 pm

    Hmmm, one does wonder.

  17. Ms Joseph Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 21:56 pm

    lol

  18. Eleanor Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 00:34 am

    I do not mess around with married men. Anymore. I am so over that palaver it’s not worth the emotional fallout. I would rather sing the celibacy blues than get involved with another married cnut who is happy to fcuk around and bring home some nasty shit to his wife. I am not saying that I am all that, but I think the least I deserve is a man who is actually available, being emotionally available would be a bonus.

  19. Joe Black Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 07:29 am

    Ah yes, classic Elle. Although I don’t know about emotionally available … not many of those out there.

    Minnie … lolest. Stroke that ego girl.

  20. minnie mouse Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 09:02 am

    lol it’ll cost ya :-)

  21. Eleanor Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 09:05 am

    All stroking to be kept strictly offline please. Pane vana.

  22. Joe Black Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 09:24 am

    Oh Elle you’re soooooo predictable haha. Minnie, I think you should come back. Just to see the roadblocks around the city :-)

  23. Eleanor Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 14:32 pm

    One man’s predictable is another man’s steady hand, solid, reliable, dependable, trustworthy (like PP).

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