Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

What The Hell...

You may be surprised at the colours! I haven't converted to Old Hararians - I remain a Harare Sports Club man. I'd lost a bet to the OH coach, so we had to change for a while. Now I kinda like it ...

I’m feeling Influenzial

Criminals - ingenious

18 Responses to “I’m feeling Influenzial”

  1. Vimbai Says:

    Get well soon dude! Take some Flumel and you will be right as rain in a few days (i swear by that stuff!)

  2. Tara Says:

    JB, we have talked about this before. There is a difference between The Flu and Man Flu (also known as the common cold). Which do you have my friend?

  3. Joe Black Says:

    Thanks babe, I’m getting some rest, under duvet with loads of water and juices. And television. And internet.

    Now if only I could get some company … hmmm.

    P.S. > Tara … wha’evrrrrr.

  4. Eleanor Says:

    Eow! Some company so you can pass on your germs. Kana ndiwewo!

    Ok, Obama NOW wants the Michigan and Florida delegates to get their voting rights fully reinstated. At this stage, what does it really matter? Party unity? My ass.

  5. Joe Black Says:

    Nah, I need a nurse shamwari.

    What’s this about Mi and Fl that I haven’t heard? Uchanyeba iwe, that doesn’t sound credible, and I can’t see how the Obama campaign would want that?

    Update: - seems he has asked for it. I still don’t understand, but there are details here.

  6. Tara Says:

    Any luck on the nurse front?

  7. Joe Black Says:

    Nah … yet.

  8. Buffdaddy Says:

    Dude I think that it was all those Redds you were downin. It’s ok for Minnie but for a dude that was a bit funny and yes I did have one - was thirsty.

    My team did the great escape and I wanna make a public bet with you over the next game against your boys. If Sports Club win, I will get a banner with your URL at our games for one month. If we win you change Rustyface colours green and you rename it GreenGate for a week.

    Bet on?

  9. Tara Says:

    Morning JB. Any improvement to your condition?

  10. Joe Black Says:

    Buffdaddy, there’s nothing wrong with Redds, I kinda like it. The option was Savannah! lol.

    Okay … here we go. I’ll write a post defining the terms, okay?

    Tara, a little better, cough is gone, now it’s a textbook cold, thanks.

  11. Eleanor Says:

    How is the currency changeover going?

  12. Eleanor Says:

    And another thing, what is this about Central being bombed? which hand organised this?

  13. Joe Black Says:

    Currency? My bank, CABS, haven’t been able to give me any cash since the change-over happened.

    They just don’t have any.

    As for the bombing .. I think they’re still wondering whether to blame the MDC or the hardcore criminals recently released under the recent Presidential pardon.

    Lol.

  14. Tara Says:

    I have a couple of bank accounts in ZIM with money in them untouched since at least 8 years ago. I was just wondering what the chances are that I’m still in the black. How hard would it be for me to access it without a bank card or book or anything.

    What’s all this business about a bomb?

  15. Joe Black Says:

    Depending on the bank, Tara, those accounts may be closed by now. Dormant.

  16. minnie mouse Says:

    Buffdaddy leave JB alone. redds is good. whats this about a bomb? how you feeling JB?

  17. Joe Black Says:

    Don’t you know? A bomb exploded at Central police station on Saturday night, allegedly. I’m a little better thanks. Lonely.

  18. Buffdaddy Says:

    The latest is that the cops are bein interviewed. Here is my take on it. They picked up this thing and our ZRP aren’t the sharpest pencils in the box. It was left lying around and then kaboom. Very silly, very embarassing and no sabotage at all.

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