I can has gochi-gochi
So I woke up Saturday with another massive whisky hangover (courtesy, again, of Utano) and in dire need of burnt meat.
I don’t know what it is about dehydration and salty meat … all I remember is without boerewors I was gonna be a fucking dead man.
So I trundled down to Golden Stairs garage, hollered at the metalworkers displaying their wares and picked out a braai-stand. Called one or two chaps to come over and watch the rugby, bought myself some sausages and tjops … and whisky, then went home.
Next thing I knew it was 8pm and my car-park was full, fire was blazing and nyayas were flying.
Now all I need’s a generator and I’m never leaving the house …
Good times, good times.
June 30th, 2009 at 14:04 pm
If MT had been on this tip half the Zim diaspora would have been booking flights back home…
July 1st, 2009 at 07:57 am
You buggers won’t come home just for BBQs, you want hard cash and I’m afraid we can’t afford you yet.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:16 am
racist
July 1st, 2009 at 11:28 am
If you say so. Didn’t catch your show this morning, pretty tied up. Did I get any shout-outs this week?
July 1st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Too racist!
talking all things goch, there’s a Mereki equivalent this side, Mzoli’s in Gugulethu – google it.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Oh fuck off Mos Nav, who doesn’t know Mzoli’s? “google it” he says, like we’re a bunch of ignorant SRBs. Mhata.
July 1st, 2009 at 13:35 pm
…JFGI
July 1st, 2009 at 13:40 pm
ok, that was recycling.
dude, I was hanging with some Zim people from UCT a couple months back that were all urgh about hitting loxion joints.
I have not hung out with them since.
July 1st, 2009 at 14:21 pm
Yeah, handiti munofarira manozi. Some of us are double adapters, whichever side of the njanji we are, tinongokwana-kwana.
July 1st, 2009 at 15:27 pm
Saka you shisa’d some nyama on the weekend, NOICE! I see you have acclimatised well into the ‘burbs, lol.
Now i am craving some burnt red meat…mmmmmh
July 1st, 2009 at 15:56 pm
Well Vim, I would have thought you’d be getting enough sausa … ahem, uhm, well.
Yeah, liking the burbs, wonder how long I’ll stay! I like things!!! lol
July 1st, 2009 at 16:49 pm
Had ignored the name dropping there, Golden Stairs, pshhh… ana JB…
A N Y W H O!
July 1st, 2009 at 17:30 pm
I had to google it. JB, I think you were bang out of order there.
Mos Native, you gonna take that?!
JFG????
July 1st, 2009 at 18:15 pm
Hey babes, know you got my back
JB is that special cousin who says something loud and embarassing around the dinner table; we ignore his outbursts and pretend they never happened.
p.s. Just Fucking Google It…
July 2nd, 2009 at 07:29 am
Cos you know it’s his dinner table … LOL. Okay, I’ve slapped myself.
I’ll behave.
July 2nd, 2009 at 09:46 am
LOL…
One big issue I have with goching this side is that all the butcheries (Spars, Checkers… and small corner butcheries) only sell halaal meat. Now im not a Muslim-hater but when they halaalize meat, they drain all the blood completely then you get these fancily packaged chops and steaks that are deathly pale and have zero flavour??? They even do this to the pork, like the Muslim okes are gonna touch it???
Durban was fine coz I could venture into the darkie ghetto or the zulu prazeros and find a good old “bhucha” where they sell you “inyama”, any cut for the same price! now im in dizzy CT and the ghetto bhuchas are run by Muslim okes…
Oh, what I would do for a bhucha… Chegaz style…
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:37 am
THANK YOU! There’s nothing a nice juicy steak, china.
July 2nd, 2009 at 16:22 pm
racist coz you didn’t invite us and no you didn’t get a shout on the best breakfast show in Zim
July 2nd, 2009 at 16:49 pm
Sorry bra, wasn’t planned, people just kinda showed up. But it was nothing, just a few boys hanging around talking kak.
Stay tuned for a proper braai. So, weekend?
July 2nd, 2009 at 18:27 pm
Inga, Buffdaddy, mavharwa apa.
July 3rd, 2009 at 08:52 am
Obvious
July 3rd, 2009 at 15:36 pm
revenge is dish best served cold like this weather we are currently experiencing