No sex in the champagne room
Guy throws himself a birthday party. Guy invites friends. Friends bring their girlfriends. Guy instructs caretaker not to allow anyone in the house during party.
Around 0100hrs, two friends decide to have a four-some in one of the bedrooms. Guy, probably drunk now, arms himself with a (mother-fucking) Uzi and storms said bedroom, cornering one of his mates and shooting him in the head. Other friend, with girlfriends, flees for his life.
Police arrive around 0230hrs, guy puts Uzi in mouth and blows self away. Sound far-fetched? It happened in Norton.
Sources say when Steven Mapupu (55), the proprietor of Provisions Nightclub in Norton, realised that his friends were being intimate in his house, he armed himself with an Uzi sub-machine gun and went to investigate.
Guy’s 55 years old, which is an achievement in itself. Begs the question though; if he’s 55, how old are his friends? Cos if they’re having a fucking four-some, I guess Morpheus gave them the blue pill.
Muronda and the two girlfriends ran for dear life and managed to escape before Mapupu cornered Chinyowa and fatally shot him.
Now, I am a man of the world, and have on occasion either utilised or provided a venue, but since my life I’ve never heard of someone being killed for fucking in his mate’s house.
What a tragedy.
November 24th, 2009 at 10:26 am
DUDE AN UZI
November 24th, 2009 at 10:37 am
An Uzi dude … maybe another reason why he opted to end the whole thing, and avoid awkward questions?
November 24th, 2009 at 20:50 pm
FUCK!!!
November 24th, 2009 at 22:49 pm
Very eloquent of you, Mos Native. Fuck I say …
November 25th, 2009 at 07:20 am
Well, according to Yigga, the guy he killed was fucking HIS girlfriend … that would explain the anger, cos it didn’t make sense to me.
November 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
What? It wouldn’t phase you if people were doing their business in YOUR bed, especially with you not in it? Especially when you gone to the trouble of trying to prevent that from happening? I reckon you’d've gone ballistic.
November 25th, 2009 at 15:13 pm
Ballistic, not murderous!
December 3rd, 2009 at 14:52 pm
I wouldn’t have believed it if I had read it anywhere else but here. SHOOT (pun intended) that’s hectic!!Me thinks we need some gun control or some bullet control which ever.