The Book of Eli (spoiler alert)
The Book of Eli. Starring Denzel Washington as a pilgrim walking across a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland of thirst and despair.
In his possession a precious book, the last of its kind, a book sought far and wide by murderous bandits, a book coveted by a power-hungry madman.
The book? A bible! The “walker”? Booooooring. The action sequences? Stilted. The storyline? Formulaic.
And then we find … the book is in braille. All along, Denzel was blind. Blind I say!
It’s I Am Legend without the dog.
February 9th, 2010 at 14:37 pm
Haven’t read the spoiler as am planning to watch it, but is it all Zombies and stuff? Or Zombie like creatures, because I hate Zombies.
Damn, I just read the spoiler. Goddammit!
February 9th, 2010 at 15:08 pm
No zombies. No vampires. In fact, nothing supernatural at all, save all the bible stuff.
February 9th, 2010 at 20:41 pm
That tickled me, ‘nothing supernatural at all, save all the bible stuff.’ Nice!
February 10th, 2010 at 10:49 am
you are a crazy young man… thanks for the spoiler.
February 10th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
You’re welcome!
February 11th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Denzel’s in it. how can you say boring?? tsk. silly man.
February 11th, 2010 at 15:03 pm
Fuck Denzel.
February 12th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
lol@tara!
havent watched it, not sure if I will. watched Pelham 123 on dvd last weekend though, denzel was good, travolta was better.
February 12th, 2010 at 16:00 pm
I gave up on Denzel and John years ago.
Anyone have any idea how I can edit or better yet delete my profile from a very annoying website known as ZimUpdate. I hate the idea that it turns out I am googable/googleable. Rather find the whoe thing it unnerving. Please help me. Will even settle for (virtual) viruses.
February 14th, 2010 at 17:21 pm
Pelham 123 is awesome, Travolta’s still got it. Except all the Scientology gibberish, of course.
Tara, send an email to the website’s administrator.
February 15th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I already tried that. One of those where the emails bounce back with some issue or other. But, thanks Joe.
February 15th, 2010 at 13:11 pm
Okay, lemme do this for you. Google “whois zimupdate.com” to find the public records for this domain.
Registrant:
PropertyThree Technology Group
5610 Crawfordsville Road
Suite 1103
Indianapolis, Indiana 46224
United States
Administrative Contact:
Admin, Domain Email support@property3.com
PropertyThree Technology Group
5610 Crawfordsville Road
Suite 1103
Indianapolis, Indiana 46224
United States
3172440322 Fax —
So now we find out who Property3 is. Google “whois property3.com” to get those records.
Administrative Contact:
Chingombe, Richard Email admin@clinx.com
RC Microsystems Inc. 5610 Crawfordsville Road Suite 600 Indianapolis, IN 46224
,
United States
(317) 244-0322 Fax — (317) 244-0281
Ah, there we go. Richard Chingombe is the guy, apparently some dude who wants to be big, living in the states.
Get in touch with him, and screech about the policy.
February 15th, 2010 at 18:39 pm
Dude, I wasn’t expecting all this effort. But, Thanks. I’ma my best impression of coming down on them like a tonne of bricks now. I will let you know how I do.
February 15th, 2010 at 18:55 pm
Just tried, no joy.
February 16th, 2010 at 00:36 am
No joy? What, do you mean the contact email and numbers don’t work?