Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

What The Hell...

You may be surprised at the colours! I haven't converted to Old Hararians - I remain a Harare Sports Club man. I'd lost a bet to the OH coach, so we had to change for a while. Now I kinda like it ...

We Are The WorlOHMYGODNOPLEASENO

Just heard the “reboot” of Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie’s 1985 classic hit, We Are The World.

I feel like ripping off my ears and flushing them down the toilet, and if I never hear another note of music I’ll be happy.

Holy crap it sucks, it really sucks. The original is the highest-selling single in history, so you just KNEW someone was gonna have at it someday.

I just didn’t expect them to get people like LITTLE FUCKING WAYNE to help ruin it.

This is bad. I need therapy. I need help. I need Biggie Smalls.

*open iTunes, select Hypnotize, press play*

Aaaah. Much better.

6 Responses to “We Are The WorlOHMYGODNOPLEASENO”

  1. Mos_Native Says:

    Not going to listen to that celeb schmuck unless it happens upon me unawares

  2. Joe Black Says:

    You’ll catch it in a car, in a mall somewhere

  3. Eleanor Says:

    My comrades in arms

    I am sending a shout out for any of your Zim photos that you would be happy to allow my (delinquent) students to look at. I am trying to show that not all Affies are dying of hunger and disease. So it can be people or places, and Joe, I would love any that you have of the Keg/HSC. if you have any to share please email me on:

    ermadziva@yahoo.co.uk

  4. Joe Black Says:

    Eleanour my photos are all on Bookface. You can use mine, if u wish.

    But you’d have to come back to Facebook …

  5. Eleanor Says:

    Thanks Josephat. will make a plan.

  6. Joe Black Says:

    LOL I sent you links to my photos, girl. No worries, tell them we ballin’ ballin’.

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