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		<title>Seedy underbellies (in more ways than one)</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1233</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Growing up sometimes presents itself as a kind of strange multiverse. A world in which the comfort of experience confines you to particular spots in the world around you.
You take a certain route to work. You buy your pepper-steak pies from one shop, your morning coke at a single garage, you drink your sundowners at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free from Facebook foolishness</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are pouring our lonely souls down the black pit of social networking fakery.
It&#8217;s no longer &#8220;So are we going steady?&#8221;. It&#8217;s &#8230; &#8220;Are we Facebook official?&#8221;
We have stopped phoning each other. We no longer text. Fucking hell, we hardly ever talk.
We meet up, and because of Facebook, we already know what&#8217;s happened in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Prostitute</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1221</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How ya doin? When I walked into the Scud &#38; Nanny, you were sitting with a dude. What happened? Oh, I remember, he went to the loo and arrowed for the door.
Shame, was that before or after he paid for the ribs you were wolfing at the bar? I&#8217;m guessing before, cos you started jonesing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I miss you, Scope magazine</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1185</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.&#8221;  &#8211; Don Schrader
I love porn. There, I said it. But not for the reasons you may think.
I think explicit imagery is important as a contrast to the majority of mainstream representation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The circle of life</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1157</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 18:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winners often suffer from the delusion that they&#8217;ll be winners  forever. They imagine that victory is their birthright, that they&#8217;ll  effortlessly succeed at everything they try.
Eventually, though, reality catches up with them. Child stars grow  up to be angry alcoholics. Captains of industry lose their fortunes.  Rock stars overdose. Handsome dudes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The worst form of evil</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1130</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 09:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Israel has reportedly attacked an aid shipment headed for the Gaza strip, killing over 10 activists and wounding more.
A flotilla of ships was breaking the naval blockade of Gaza, carrying humanitarian aid for the impoverished thousands trapped in that tiny sliver of coastline.
Unable to import their basic needs; unable to engage in fishing either for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stick to soccer, Robson Sharuko</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1126</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 09:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We know you&#8217;re the Herald Sports Editor, but please Robson, stick to the football we all know you love so well.
Writing awkward, over-elaborate sentences like this makes us wonder if you know what you&#8217;re talking about, brother.
But  then, to dismiss this tournament as another low-key event on the  pregnant calendar of the world’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding my religion</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1120</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 10:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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I always knew about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, since that nutty student wrote his letter mocking the concept of &#8220;intelligent design&#8221; being taught alongside evolution.
But I have to admit I hadn&#8217;t been touched by His Noodliness until I read this week about the Mohammad cartoonist being attacked at a talk about free [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I hate erections</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1118</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 06:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is it with Africans and elections? It seems like everywhere across the continent, once campaign time comes along, we abandon all civility and start killing and maiming?
Kigali &#8211; Two hand grenade attacks in the Rwandan capital Kigali killed two people and wounded 27 others overnight, a police spokesperson said on national Radio Rwanda on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ManUre, cabron, saluda di campeon</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1116</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 07:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well done Chelsea. And yay Liverpool, we missed out on our sixth (dammit!), but at least we&#8217;ll probably sell Gerrard (yuss!) and maybe ship Torres off as well.
All in all, a great weekend. Eh?
Oh.
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