Meet Joe Black...

Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

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You may be surprised at the colours! I haven't converted to Old Hararians - I remain a Harare Sports Club man. I'd lost a bet to the OH coach, so we had to change for a while. Now I kinda like it ...

Archive: August 20th 2008

A Portrait of the Artist as a Fallen Angel

Life is a sine wave. There are dips and troughs, with varying amplitude and frequency, but the graph is essentially the same. Up and down.

No matter how happy I am, I always get a nagging feeling; the stuff of nightmares really, that little itch - the light rat-like scratching in the dead of night which invariably turns out to be a monster intent on consuming you whole, balls an’ all.

When things are going right, and all is sunshine and fucking peaches, I always worry and wonder when it’s going to come crashing down in a heap of wasted plans and broken promises.

And then it comes - a stroke of luck so bad, so malicious as to look pre-planned, like some entity has been watching and waiting for the right moment to stick a pin in my doll. And I know, right then, that it begins. The time of plenty is over.

Then I look around at what I’ve broken, or whom I’ve lost, and I brace myself, because I realise the time has come. With every great disappointment comes another, and the one thing I can count on is that the dam has, once again, broken.

And whether it’s of my own doing or not, I can’t help feeling that great pain, like great happiness, is an unavoidable bottle-store pit-stop on this great dust-swirling piece-of-shit pothole-covered suspension-breaking tyre-swallowing road called life.

So now I know I’m fucked. And the hits just keep on coming.

Bloody Bookface Blues

So it looks like there is *no easy way* to actually delete a Facebook account. From my Googling, I’ve found that the only way to do this is to communicate with them, whilst simultaneously deleting every single item of personal info from your account.

While I could rail on about how shitty this is, and how these buggers aren’t so concerned about privacy etc etc, I’ve decided to just keep it simple, and not fight it. But I’ll do it my way.

I’ve changed my name, I’ve deleted all my pictures, and I’m not taking friend requests.

Besides, it’s the only way my baby sis talks to me.

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