Just heard the “reboot” of Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie’s 1985 classic hit, We Are The World.

I feel like ripping off my ears and flushing them down the toilet, and if I never hear another note of music I’ll be happy.

Holy crap it sucks, it really sucks. The original is the highest-selling single in history, so you just KNEW someone was gonna have at it someday.

I just didn’t expect them to get people like LITTLE FUCKING WAYNE to help ruin it.

This is bad. I need therapy. I need help. I need Biggie Smalls.

*open iTunes, select Hypnotize, press play*

Aaaah. Much better.