So it looks like there is *no easy way* to actually delete a Facebook account. From my Googling, I’ve found that the only way to do this is to communicate with them, whilst simultaneously deleting every single item of personal info from your account.
While I could rail on about how shitty this is, and how these buggers aren’t so concerned about privacy etc etc, I’ve decided to just keep it simple, and not fight it. But I’ll do it my way.
I’ve changed my name, I’ve deleted all my pictures, and I’m not taking friend requests.
Besides, it’s the only way my baby sis talks to me.