Liverpool’s defence sucks, dude. I mean, jislaik dude, I could drive a double-decker bus between our center halves and they still wouldn’t notice, dude.
I mean, really dude, our defence is so bad, we gave Arshavin the ball so much against Arsenal, dude must have felt like he was at tennis practice and that machine was lobbing balls over the net at him, dude.
Dude, we can’t expect to win any titles with our defenders (and defensive mids) giving the ball away so easily, dude. It’s all well and good having a lively and enthusiastic attack, but without a vigorous and robust defence you’re nothing, dude.
But dude, seriously dude, that Arshavin is something special innit?
But Torres is king, dude. Torres is king.
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