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	<description>because your life is boring</description>
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		<title>Piece of shit car</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/485</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Piece of shit car, I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin&#8217; pile of shit, Never gets me very far
My car&#8217;s a big piece of shit, Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt&#8217;s fucking broken, I got to tie it in a knot
I can&#8217;t see through the windshield, Cause it&#8217;s got a big fuckin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Customer v Cashier: part one in a series of sextillion events</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/479</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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So I walk up to the girl at Ballantyne Spar with two sixpacks of Mountain Dew in hand (the fact that I was buying Mountain Dew should have been alarming in itself, but anywho).
I&#8217;m hungover, I&#8217;m sweating, I have no power at home and it&#8217;s blistering out. So I&#8217;m in no mood for shit. Shit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s your daddy?</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/476</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Farewell, Butch James</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/473</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 09:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody knew that Ruan Pienaar is a star in the making.
The question was always a positional one, with the laaitie preffering to play at half-back, even though he can play across the entire back line.
Judging from recent perfomances, especially yesterday&#8217;s master-class against (a rather lethargic) England, I reckon he&#8217;s found his true calling at fly-half.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re kidding, right?</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/469</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Everybody hurts somebody sometime</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/462</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve done some low-down dirty shit in my life. So have you, my friend. We all have.
People do bad things to the ones they love. We lie to them, we cheat, we steal from them and betray their trust. Sometimes we do these things just as they&#8217;ve been done to us. Other times we do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I hate computers</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/452</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers I hate computers!
And if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Ecoshit Wireless</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/448</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you. Thank you so much guys. No really, it&#8217;s okay, no need to be modest. Well done. Really though, lips off my penis, you&#8217;re the winners here.
Congratulations on your &#8220;migration&#8221; of all Business Partna contract customers to a new &#8220;exclusive&#8221; prepaid platform. Well done, and thank you.
I&#8217;ve always had a dud cellphone line, what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No deal better than bad deal</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/446</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you have TWO people sharing a ministry?
Once again, SADC &#8220;leaders&#8221; have shown themselves to be a bunch of blind, power-drunk farts whose allegiance is not to the people of the region but to discredited revolutionaries.
Anyone who&#8217;s been paying attention will realise that the people, who explicitly voted for the MDC, are being short-changed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So, what colour panties was your wife wearing today?</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/443</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I generally don&#8217;t care what people think or say.
In fact, I&#8217;m a pretty stubborn bastard, and though I listen to other people&#8217;s opinions (sometimes to a fault) I tend to beat my own path through the junglie of life.
But some people are just constant annoyances, always badgering about shit that&#8217;s none of their bidness. Like, [...]]]></description>
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