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		<title>You&#8217;re doing it wrong</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1014</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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Didn&#8217;t you go to school, dude? Who fails at grinding?
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		<title>We love you, Abbey Chikane (for now)</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/1006</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, Kimberley Process monitor for Zimbabwe Mr Abbey Chikane described his fact-finding mission to the country as a success and said he would return in the coming few weeks to certify rough diamonds for export.
Wonderful news! I guess that means we&#8217;ll be well on our way to legally selling &#8220;our&#8221; diamonds internationally, so our country [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Are The WorlOHMYGODNOPLEASENO</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just heard the &#8220;reboot&#8221; of Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie&#8217;s 1985 classic hit, We Are The World.
I feel like ripping off my ears and flushing them down the toilet, and if I never hear another note of music I&#8217;ll be happy.
Holy crap it sucks, it really sucks. The original is the highest-selling single in history, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Daddy vs Giant Haystacks</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/994</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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Highlights are Haystacks trying to smother Big Daddy in his massive man-boobs, and the poor little ref getting caught up in all the fun.
You need to watch this.
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		<title>Zvakapressa (things are tight)</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/990</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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This is just a quick note to tell you, dear reader, that I am pulling the wagons of life very well.
I have been gripped in the bonds of employment very tightly of recent, henceforth and therefore I find myself unable to pen a missive longer than this short letter.
Please forgive me for it is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viva rule of law, Viva!</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/968</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Witness what happens when a Supreme Court judge interferes in the exploitation of &#8220;our&#8221; natural resources, and advances the cause of British neo-colonialists (whites) bent on stealing &#8220;our&#8221; wealth.
“The deputy sheriff then took the case with the diamonds to the Reserve Bank and surrendered them to the officials. While the deputy sheriff was still at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye, Jack Bauer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watched the eighth episode of 24 season 8 last night. And promptly fell asleep. I woke up after a little while, only to find Her, who absolutely LOVES 24, fast asleep.
First of all, I remember you getting stabbed last week, Jack. In the belly. With a knife. Before the Russians took you away.
Now they&#8217;re torturing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Book of Eli (spoiler alert)</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/948</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Book of Eli. Starring Denzel Washington as a pilgrim walking across a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland of thirst and despair.
In his possession a precious book, the last of its kind, a book sought far and wide by murderous bandits, a book coveted by a power-hungry madman.
The book? A bible! The &#8220;walker&#8221;? Booooooring. The action sequences? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spar Athienitis is a shitty Spar</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/942</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate it when someone in a store acts like I&#8217;m privileged to be shopping there. This is an attitude I&#8217;ve come to expect from a few shops at Sam Levy&#8217;s Borrowdale.
But even shopkeepers in that tiny enclave of settler excess have come to realise that the customer is king, and we tend to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going Nowhere Slowly</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/archives/928</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I'm sitting here watching the football friendly between South Africa and Zimbabwe. Go Warriors, go!

Firstly, can't help but wonder if ZIFA skimped on travel costs by selecting a squad made up of mostly SA-based players. No shocks there, although I'm still wondering if Zhaimu Jambo deserves a cap.]]></description>
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