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		<title>Perfectly acceptable behavior &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;  when out in a social setting or drinking establishment. 1) If you’re overweight to the point that your gut sticks out further than your chest, you should definitely be wearing that muscle top. Even if it is a Liverpool shirt. 2) Claim you&#8217;re “trying to quit” and that you only smoke socially while bumming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Okay, jogging sucks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, this jogging shit ain&#8217;t working. I need to get drastic. Waking up at fuckoff-past-five in the morning isn&#8217;t the problem. Getting up is. It&#8217;s almost impossible for me to get out of bed before seven. I can&#8217;t do it. So rather than trying to force matters, I&#8217;ll just accept it. I&#8217;m not a morning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back in Black</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got a bit of hacker attention at the end of last week. Some Turkish arsehole, apparently. Am I dead? No. Still in business baby, and hopefully for a long time yet. Touch (my) wood.]]></description>
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		<title>Kiss my Aeneas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;re in the middle of another civil servants&#8217; strike. Don&#8217;t we have one every couple of years? Which is, of course, understandable given that they earn &#8230; what was it at last count? $150? $200? Guess what: “Government has presented a resource envelope of $240 million as salary increment for the year 2012, an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greatest Song of All Time of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know you can&#8217;t argue with THAT now, can ya?]]></description>
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		<title>My poor Liverpool</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1787</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The current squad aside, Liverpool has always been a big team. Ask anyone out of Manchester, London or Milan &#8230; if there&#8217;s one club for the big occasion it&#8217;s Liverpool. Against the &#8216;small&#8217; teams? Not so much. I can&#8217;t begin to fathom the reasons for this. I just get pissed off watching our former players [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boobs</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/01/boobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 09:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I&#8217;ve got your attention, I&#8217;ve got something to say. I&#8217;m all for empowerment. In fact, I believe every Zimbabwean, &#8216;youth&#8217; or otherwise, should have the means and opportunity to better themselves. But not this way. I&#8217;m not a farmer. I don&#8217;t know the first thing about farming, and I&#8217;m sure if I tried [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That road won&#8217;t jog itself</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/01/that-road-wont-jog-itself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I went for a jog at lunchtime. No, that&#8217;s not true. I meant to go for a jog at lunchtime. I made it out my gate. I stretched, stood around for five minutes, then came back into the house and resumed position on the couch. How do I explain this behaviour? I can&#8217;t. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The wages of sin is debt</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/01/the-wages-of-sin-is-debt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here we are, then. On the other side. I guess we made it through. We survived the sudden thunderstorms and the wet roads. We lived through the binge-drinking and over-eating. We did the partying, the sleepless nights and one-night stands, the hangovers and the bangovers. And now it&#8217;s 2012, and we&#8217;re all broke as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time to grow up</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2011/12/time-to-grow-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are, by nature, selfish creatures. As human beings, nothing means more to us than our own well-being, prosperity and sexual satisfaction. That&#8217;s who we are. But there comes a time in everyone&#8217;s life when we have to decide exactly what we stand for. Our principles are what guides us, and the biggest challenge (or [...]]]></description>
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