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		<title>IPL is still not cricket</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/05/ipl-is-still-not-cricket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 08:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1942</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have said it before and I&#8217;ll say it again &#8211; twenty over cricket is not cricket at all. It&#8217;s a freaking lotto. To be fair, it&#8217;s entertaining; that&#8217;s the only value it has. But the idea of the IPL, the concept of making it all seem so fucking Serious and Meaningful? Bollocks. The Windies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The new national dress</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 09:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1935</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was talking to a couple of my boys the other day, and the topic came around to &#8220;national dress&#8221;. Specifically, one of them asked me what our national dress is, and I answered without hesitation. Nhembe, shashiko for chicks, nhabwamaringa for dudes. In short &#8230; loin-cloths. Problem is, we can&#8217;t walk around in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Broke ass ninja!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 12:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1927</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All my friends are morons, and I&#8217;m guilty by association. We spend way too much money in bars, clubs and related establishments. We drink too much, we eat too much and smoke too damn much in these places. Braais, people. That&#8217;s where all the value is. We need to wean ourselves off the juicy teats [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Army is part of ZANU-PF</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 07:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1918</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Updated below The Army&#8217;s Chief of Staff, Major General Martin Chedondo, believes the army is there to protect the executive and other systems, not the people of Zimbabwe. In fact, I can&#8217;t cherry-pick from this report, I&#8217;ll just paste the whole thing. Members of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces must be allowed to participate in national [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I hate HIFA</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/05/why-i-hate-hifa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 07:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1915</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So last night the Mouse took me down to HIFA to see Jamaram, the white boys based in Germany who play a wicked funky reggae ska latin fusion. They featured our own Mic Inity, who played his brand new single Freedom with them. The band is tight, their musicianship is professional and the tunes are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HIFA 2012 Opening Show</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/05/hifa-2012-opening-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 13:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I know grainy cellphone footage is best used in more &#8230; pornographic pursuits, but bear with me. Black Umfolosi and the cast of Gri&#8230;Eshe performing &#8220;Unity&#8221; at the HIFA 2012 opening show. Takanakirwa. Gri&#8230;Eshe was on today, and there&#8217;s another performance on tomorrow at 7 Arts, 1425hrs. Now &#8230; marasta tonight.]]></description>
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		<title>Televised Election Debate? Never</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/04/televised-election-debate-never/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sir Nige is pining for a debate between (or amongst) our Presidential candidates: I can’t be the only one who longs for an open discussion amongst the various presidential candidates. It would be interesting to finally hear what they all stand for on various national and foreign issues. I think the idea is noble but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The price of freedom: responsibility</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/04/the-price-of-freedom-responsibility/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 08:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rustygate.org/?p=1892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wonder what future generations will say about us. My parents suffered through colonisation, poverty and war. Then my generation came along and fucked it all up — the war toddlers and the born-frees, the “me” generation. We didn&#8217;t care about politics. We simply allowed the system of our fathers to run things, as if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview with Kubatana</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/04/interview-with-kubatana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 10:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was interviewed by Upenyu Makoni-Muchemwa for Kubatana. Where I said stuff like this: I’ve also read about Newsday’s sexually ambiguous headlines. Tsvangirai fingered in corruption probe. I remember that headline. You have to wonder where were the editors? That’s shocking. For someone like me it’s ridiculous, because I do have a dirty mind. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greatest Song of All Time of the Day</title>
		<link>http://rustygate.org/2012/04/greatest-song-of-all-time-of-the-day-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shai &#8211; If I Ever Fall In Love. Now this was music.]]></description>
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