No chocolate-covered eggs for me ma’am, thanks, but an ice-cold Heineken would really hit the spot

I’m not big on religious practice and observance. Neither am I a big fan of holiday travel, when everyone and their mates are drinking and driving. I’m not even a huge fan of working over the holiday, when the offices (and the Internets) are at their quietest.

So I’m working on the following premise; Friday aside, I’ll basically be Free Mandela this long weekend, alternating between doing some back exercises (hmmm) and having a few pints. I’m pretty sure I can fit in a couple of football matches in there, and the odd game of pool.

Well, bar the old hangover / relaxation spell, that’s about it. Actually, sounds like a pretty normal weekend in the Fun Capital then. So see you at the Scud, bitches.

What are you doing this weekend?


  • ed lover

    19 March, 2008 at 17:45 pm

    The usual,drinking and oh yes more drinking dude.I`m gonna party like a rockstar!

  • Eleanor

    19 March, 2008 at 18:14 pm

    I know this might sound mightily retarded, but what is the status of high speed broadband in Zim? I akse coz I been gone a while and natives were still surrendering to the power of dial-up then, and I am always hearing horror stories about Tel One and the internet gateway.

  • Eleanor

    20 March, 2008 at 02:42 am
  • The Squire

    20 March, 2008 at 07:46 am

    mari nyenyika!

  • Joe Black

    20 March, 2008 at 09:29 am

    It’s THURSDAY! Yay!

  • ed lover

    20 March, 2008 at 10:57 am

    and Manutd won!

  • Eleanor

    20 March, 2008 at 11:58 am

    And Juande Ramos can count himself unlucky that he didnt see off Chelsea a second time. But inotambika, at least they got a point for their endeavours. 4 goals and still a ni**a cant win.

  • The Squire

    20 March, 2008 at 13:31 pm

    I think the Arse can say goodbye to the Premier title, Liverpool can in turn kick themselves for not hvaing been more serious earlier on in the season

  • Joe Black

    20 March, 2008 at 15:44 pm

    The Premiership is a bust. Once ManUre are gone, they’re gone. Tah-tah bitches.

    Grant is a muppet, give us some Gianfranco Zola pliz.

  • Eleanor

    20 March, 2008 at 16:27 pm

    They are referring to Adebayor (pronounced a la English Ad-ay-buy-yourr) as the new Samson, done lost all his strength after lopping off his flowing tresses. Now aint that a kick in the teeth. Your most prolific goal scorer stands like a rabbit in the headlights at the most critical juncture. Thierry must be heaving a sigh of relief kuti the youngsters failed to follow through. That said though, with only 8 games left, there is still everything to play for, and ManUre have some pretty tricky fixtures ahead what with having to face the other top 3 in the next few weeks, as well as featuring in Europe. That hat is so very easily dropped, easier than a ZanuPF candidate in an urban opposition stronghold.

  • Galadriel

    20 March, 2008 at 20:23 pm

    Man U at the top of the league. Yay!!!

  • Joe Black

    22 March, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Jeez, I can’t wait till Sooper Sunday Ver 2. Of course, it prolly won’t live up tothe hype.

  • Eleanor

    23 March, 2008 at 09:02 am

    Yeah, like the hype over the earlier ManUre v Arsenal game where manure just ran riot over those youffs.

    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A. No idea

    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    A. Still no idea

    Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitalia?
    A. Still no fcuking idea.

    (think about it)

  • Joe Black

    23 March, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Lolest, hahahaha.

    I’m sure Version 2 will be fekkin awesome. Touch wood. (mine, preferably)

  • ed lover

    23 March, 2008 at 18:11 pm


  • ed lover

    23 March, 2008 at 18:28 pm

    13.Is it a whip?

  • Eleanor

    23 March, 2008 at 20:24 pm

    Ed lover: how you say it is very important.

    re: liverpool and arsenal: expletive! expletive! expletive! fcuking expletive!

  • Joe Black

    24 March, 2008 at 01:48 am