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Changing the Law for Gideon Gono

by Joe BlackPosted on24 September, 201430 September, 2014

Regular readers will know that I am no fan of “Doctor” Gideon Gono. The former RBZ governor, who I believe has behaved criminally in the…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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Movement of Jah People

by Joe BlackPosted on10 January, 201431 January, 2014

I have never liked moving house. Not for any deep existential or philosophical reasons. Nothing to do with roots, displacement and loss. No memories or…

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Here we go again

by Joe BlackPosted on2 February, 20092 February, 2009

Another few months, another Gideon Gono Special. Welcome, boys and girlies, to 2009. Given the currency revaluation, combined with the need to give impetus to…

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So, what colour panties was your wife wearing today?

by Joe BlackPosted on7 November, 20087 November, 2008

I generally don’t care what people think or say. In fact, I’m a pretty stubborn bastard, and though I listen to other people’s opinions (sometimes…

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Ten fecking zeros?

by Joe BlackPosted on30 July, 200831 July, 2008

Get your maths right, people. Governor Gideon Gono (aka GGG) has slashed TEN zeros from the Zimbabwean currency (in addition to the the three he…

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A partridge in a pear-shaped tree

by Joe BlackPosted on23 December, 200723 December, 2007

This country. I tell you, I’m starting to lose my patience now. There’s never a dull moment, and I reckon other Zimbos are on the verge of losing their rag too.

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