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Category: film

Why Zimbabwe Is Like Kill Bill (It Is Not What You Think)

by Joe BlackPosted on17 October, 20146 November, 2014

  The Kill Bill movies have to be some of the best film-making of all time, and I could spend all day narrating my favourite…

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King of the Friendzone

by Joe BlackPosted on8 April, 201316 April, 2013

Game of Thrones is back, with Season 3. Life is good again. h/t Mos Native for the image  

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feck you, Econet!

by Joe BlackPosted on1 March, 20121 March, 2012

Dear Soon To Be Former Cellular Provider Die. Die a long, horrible death, preferably engulfed in your own flaming ignorance. Oh, and stop fecking around…

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The vagina song

by Joe BlackPosted on16 November, 2010

This woman has to be the Worst African In The World!

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Goodbye, Jack Bauer

by Joe BlackPosted on17 February, 2010

Watched the eighth episode of 24 season 8 last night. And promptly fell asleep. I woke up after a little while, only to find Her,…

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The Book of Eli (spoiler alert)

by Joe BlackPosted on9 February, 2010

The Book of Eli. Starring Denzel Washington as a pilgrim walking across a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland of thirst and despair. In his possession a precious…

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I like blue movies

by Joe BlackPosted on30 December, 200930 December, 2009

If a movie features blue people, is it called a blue movie? I’ll explain. We started watching James Cameron’s Avatar after midnight, and I thought…

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