Dress like a lawyer, act like a whore

Sigh. Another Monday. Another long day of chasing that green. Another eight hours at my desk, in the car, in town and down the suburbs.

See, the key to the almighty hustle is simple – nobody owes you anything. If you want to make it, you have to make it for yourself, cos nobody else will hold your hand.

This shit is lonely, and the secret to making it work is to work hard and look good doing it. Nothing says “money soon coming” like some sweet threads and a can-do attitude. You have to be willing to do anything, so why look like a hobo?

Fact is, anything is possible, and if you’re gonna get your shit together, you have to start dressing like you deserve it.

So like Barney said in HIMYM … “Suit up!”