In today’s what-the-fuck-did-you-expect section, take a look at this report from 2004.
Swazi King Mswati III has taken a 16-year-old Miss Teen Swaziland finalist as his 12th wife … Nothando Dube – the first princess in the recent Miss Teen Swaziland beauty pageant – has been taken to be the 36-year-old Mswati III’s next wife.
Wonderful. Now check this out, breaking news.
Swazi King Mswati’s royal house has been rocked by a new sex scandal in which his wife, Nothando Dube, was allegedly caught having sex with his close ally, justice minister Ndumiso Mamba.
The minister and the queen were arrested on Tuesday night at a luxury hotel, the Royal Villas, at Ezulwini outside Mbabane.
That’s what happens when you take children, fuck them, tell them they own the world, then abandon them in a palace with fuck-all to do.
Queen’s a ho-ho. Also, this guy is, literally, fucked.