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Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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I created a monster

by Joe BlackPosted on1 March, 201611 May, 2016

In case you’ve been under a rock, I created a digital magazine called NBO. NBO stands for None But Ourselves (can free our minds). It…

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That Time of the Month

by Joe BlackPosted on1 February, 20161 February, 2016

It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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Open Letter to Open Letter to Toni Braxton

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 20154 October, 2015

This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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