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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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That Time of the Month

by Joe BlackPosted on1 February, 20161 February, 2016

It is the first of the month, which means that many men the world over are experiencing their monthly period. A period is the part…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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Dear South African Student

by Joe BlackPosted on23 October, 20158 December, 2015
#feesmustfall

I see your black behind walking them streets, taking your future into your own hands. I see your black behind singing and dancing and taking…

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How To Be A Zimbabwean Journalist

by Joe BlackPosted on16 September, 201526 September, 2018
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare, Zimbabwe Monday, Nov. 20, 2017. Longtime President Robert Mugabe ignored a midday deadline set by the ruling party to step down or face impeachment proceedings, while Zimbabweans stunned by his lack of resignation during a national address vowed more protests to make him leave. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis)

Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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The Red Bandana Club

by Joe BlackPosted on18 February, 20152 March, 2015

Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…

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The Blue Tick Ballyhoo

by Joe BlackPosted on6 November, 20146 November, 2018

Much ado has been made about WhatsApp adding a feature to indicate when a message has been read. The double-ticks, which indicate that a message…

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Congratulations ZANU-PF

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 201320 January, 2015

Zimbabwe is politically immature. Unfortunately, this immaturity translates to insult laws, and the proscription of lawful assembly and the free dissemination of ideas. It means…

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The True National Service

by Joe BlackPosted on7 March, 20137 March, 2018

There is suffering in Zimbabwe, whether it’s in the cities, the towns, or that rural village kwaNhingirikini. And it’s far too easy to ignore it.…

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