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Tag: Cult

African statement on the political crisis in the United Kingdom

by Joe BlackPosted on29 August, 201914 February, 2020

We pledge our support to the people of the United Kingdom who are protesting for democratic representation. We would like to take this opportunity to remind the unelected leader of Britain of his obligations to respect the democratic will of the people.

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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I am glad Rhodes fell

by Joe BlackPosted on9 April, 201511 May, 2015

I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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Another lobola rant

by Joe BlackPosted on7 October, 201326 January, 2015

Not a week passes by without me hearing a story of a mukuwasha who got up and said no, thanks but no thanks, marry your…

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Great Zimbabwe sucks

by Joe BlackPosted on12 February, 201327 July, 2018

Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…

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Such sweet sorrow – Part 4

by Joe BlackPosted on12 January, 20093 June, 2015

She strained back, arching her body so that her silky black hair almost brushed his legs. He felt her shudder deep inside, losing control one…

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Dear Violet Moyo, I’m your biggest fan

by Joe BlackPosted on10 August, 200626 March, 2013

Alright, for those of you uninitiated in the pleasures of Violet Moyo’s music, I’m gonna educate your ass. So, there I was listening to Wedgie’s iPod when I came across some of the dumbest shit I’d ever heard, and asked him what the hell I was listening to?

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