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Tag: Game

Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadiumâ„¢ in sunny Harare. My…

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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The Red Bandana Club

by Joe BlackPosted on18 February, 20152 March, 2015

Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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Advance Lostralia Fair

by Joe BlackPosted on1 September, 201411 September, 2014

This doesn’t happen often, and I’m loving every minute of it. Zimbabwe beat Australia in an ODI. I told my friends, pre-tournament, that this was…

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Don’t drink and drive

by Joe BlackPosted on16 July, 2013

I drink a lot of whisky. In fact, not having touched a beer in three years, I don’t think a lot quite covers it. Some…

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IPL is still not cricket

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201221 May, 2012

I have said it before and I’ll say it again – twenty over cricket is not cricket at all. It’s a freaking lotto. To be…

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