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Tag: Laugh

DW Africa Blog Report

by Joe BlackPosted on2 April, 20172 April, 2017

  So a couple of months ago, I was interviewed by Deutsche Welle for their Africa Blog Report, here. I didn’t mean to laugh, I…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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The Drum Circle of Life

by Joe BlackPosted on11 September, 201611 September, 2016

Fanonites and Fanon-lites, Making Fanon sounds for foreign Likes, Baby Bantus and Mini Malcom Exes, Portly public figures expanding off excesses, Social-media socialists and supper…

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The One B*tch Theory of Social Media

by Joe BlackPosted on3 February, 201629 June, 2016

Is there always at least one fool lurking on any social media platform at any one time? While looking at my Twitter, Facebook and WhatsApp…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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The Missing Link

by Joe BlackPosted on26 March, 201316 April, 2013

“Hello baby”. “I’m suing you”, I intoned in the deepest, most menacing of voices. Confused. “Eh?” Threatening. “You heard me – I’m suing you!” Worried,…

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Interview with Kubatana

by Joe BlackPosted on20 April, 201224 April, 2012

So I was interviewed by Upenyu Makoni-Muchemwa for Kubatana. Where I said stuff like this: I’ve also read about Newsday’s sexually ambiguous headlines. Tsvangirai fingered…

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Putting from the fringe …

by Joe BlackPosted on14 September, 200919 August, 2015

So I’m sitting here in my office trying to get some work done, and Bruce is bouncing off the walls with boredom. I eventually convince…

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Such sweet sorrow – Part 4

by Joe BlackPosted on12 January, 20093 June, 2015

She strained back, arching her body so that her silky black hair almost brushed his legs. He felt her shudder deep inside, losing control one…

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