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Tag: Lot

Going on a Social Media Hiatus in June

by Joe BlackPosted on31 May, 2017

I do this thing sometimes, where I disconnect from all my personal social media accounts for a month. It’s usually when I’m under a lot…

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Blogger Sneaks Back Into Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on1 December, 20161 December, 2016

Keyboard warrior Joseph Ruzvidzo aka Joe Black yesterday sneaked back into the country, after weeks of speculation that he had jumped ship in anticipation of…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201520 May, 2015

I am sorry to start this off with a fake Mark Twain quote. I have always found it funny. Anyway. I know I have been…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Don’t drink and drive

by Joe BlackPosted on16 July, 2013

I drink a lot of whisky. In fact, not having touched a beer in three years, I don’t think a lot quite covers it. Some…

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The True National Service

by Joe BlackPosted on7 March, 20137 March, 2018

There is suffering in Zimbabwe, whether it’s in the cities, the towns, or that rural village kwaNhingirikini. And it’s far too easy to ignore it.…

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Great Zimbabwe sucks

by Joe BlackPosted on12 February, 201327 July, 2018

Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…

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