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Tag: Love

That’s what friends are for?

by Joe BlackPosted on3 October, 20125 October, 2012

Thanks for that. Thank you, dear friend, for the WhatsApp message. Thank you so much for the long, loooong joke that took me five minutes…

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I am well hung

by Joe BlackPosted on27 August, 201216 February, 2022

I’m a drinking man. That’s normal for a Zimbabwean guy. We drink. It’s our thing. Our therapy. Our escape. The problem, though, is the after-effects.…

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Where ever I lay my hat

by Joe BlackPosted on12 July, 2012

Sometimes people ask me where I’m from. Kumusha ndekupi? How do I answer that? I’m from Greystone Park? No, that just sounds wrong, and usually…

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Happy Whoreliday!

by Joe BlackPosted on13 February, 2012

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. Florists and gift shops and Innscor and retailers everywhere are singing and dancing and jumping in glee. Now that the Prostitutes’…

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Play your position, playa

by Joe BlackPosted on21 April, 201121 April, 2011

The funny thing about life is how we can never be content just living our own. People always wanna involve themselves in other people’s shit,…

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Robert Gabriel Mugabe – 87

by Joe BlackPosted on21 February, 201121 February, 2011

Happy 87th birthday, Head of State and Government and Commander in Chief of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces, Comrade Robert Gabriel Mugabe. May your birthday be…

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Such sweet sorrow – Part 4

by Joe BlackPosted on12 January, 20093 June, 2015

She strained back, arching her body so that her silky black hair almost brushed his legs. He felt her shudder deep inside, losing control one…

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