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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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Time to grow up

by Joe BlackPosted on5 September, 2014

I turned 35 on Wednesday. I am officially an Old Barley. I fit the stereotype of a grumpy old man, but I do like to…

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My N-N-Name’s Nuts

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201229 June, 2012

So this guy – let’s call him Idiot – gets to the Keg after work yesterday. Dunno whether he was celebrating Spain’s victory, his little…

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No sex in the champagne room

by Joe BlackPosted on24 November, 200929 November, 2012

Guy throws himself a birthday party. Guy invites friends. Friends bring their girlfriends. Guy instructs caretaker not to allow anyone in the house during party.…

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