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Shoko Festival 2016 Diary

by Joe BlackPosted on29 September, 201614 October, 2016

The Harare International Festival of the Arts was very special to me and mine. Since it was first introduced, I have only missed one edition,…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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Swazi Princess Sikhanyiso Sings And Raps For Daddy

by Joe BlackPosted on17 September, 201428 May, 2017

Ladies and gentlefolk, meet Her Royal Highness Princess Sikhanyiso Dhlamini of Swaziland. The princess, nicknamed “Pashu” in the mountain kingdom (don’t ask why, no fecking…

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Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

by Joe BlackPosted on8 May, 201328 April, 2016

Now, it’s never happened that a new song has become an instant G.O.A.T. here. Until now. This is Vakirai, a former schoolmate (and band-mate, but…

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HIFA is here … again

by Joe BlackPosted on29 April, 201329 April, 2013

Yes, yes, it’s that time of the year again. Harare International Festival of the Arts 2013. Or as I like to call it, Rastaman’s Christmas.…

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Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

by Joe BlackPosted on18 March, 2013

I have always loved this song. A beautiful testament to classic songwriting, this up-tempo rock ballad has one of the catchiest hooks in … forever.…

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The True National Service

by Joe BlackPosted on7 March, 20137 March, 2018

There is suffering in Zimbabwe, whether it’s in the cities, the towns, or that rural village kwaNhingirikini. And it’s far too easy to ignore it.…

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Great Zimbabwe sucks

by Joe BlackPosted on12 February, 201327 July, 2018

Yeah I said it. And I haven’t even been there, either. So the question is, does it suck because I’ve never been, or I’ve never…

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Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

by Joe BlackPosted on12 April, 2012

Shai – If I Ever Fall In Love. Now this was music.

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Perfectly acceptable behavior …

by Joe BlackPosted on6 February, 20126 February, 2012

…  when out in a social setting or drinking establishment. 1) If you’re overweight to the point that your gut sticks out further than your…

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So, Nate Dogg died

by Joe BlackPosted on17 March, 201117 March, 2011

Hip hop artist and overall smooth motherfecker Nate Dogg died last night at the age of 41.

If you have any weed, now would be the time to smoke it.

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