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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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Open Letter to Open Letter to Toni Braxton

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 20154 October, 2015

This was a twitter rant, but I may as well write it all down here for my Facebook Philistines. I had no choice but to…

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Sh** Zimbabweans Say

by Joe BlackPosted on29 June, 201529 June, 2015

As Zimbabweans, we tend to talk a lot of shyte; I am one of the culprits. Here are a few things we love to say that…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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I don’t care about your baby

by Joe BlackPosted on19 May, 201519 May, 2015

I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…

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I am glad Rhodes fell

by Joe BlackPosted on9 April, 201511 May, 2015

I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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The Red Bandana Club

by Joe BlackPosted on18 February, 20152 March, 2015

Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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