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Tag: Prophet

How To Be A Zimbabwean Journalist

by Joe BlackPosted on16 September, 201526 September, 2018
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare, Zimbabwe Monday, Nov. 20, 2017. Longtime President Robert Mugabe ignored a midday deadline set by the ruling party to step down or face impeachment proceedings, while Zimbabweans stunned by his lack of resignation during a national address vowed more protests to make him leave. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis)

Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…

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Uebert Angel will cure your addiction

by Joe BlackPosted on12 July, 2013

Yes, that’s right. “Prophet” Uebert “Angel” Madzanire can cure your addiction. Be it tea, ice blocks (I shit you not) or vaseline, this man will…

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Prophets profit from proletariat

by Joe BlackPosted on21 February, 201321 February, 2013

We rant and rave about charismatic preachers of prosperity, flagrantly flaunting their flamboyant extravagances. They are living lavishly on the backs of the poor, hoodwinked…

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Makandiwa Instant Weight Loss (video)

by Joe BlackPosted on13 February, 201313 February, 2013

Yes, you doubting tomatoes, United Family International Ministries appears to have a YouTube account. They’ve posted a video purporting to show instant weight loss. The…

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H-Metro front page LIES!

by Joe BlackPosted on29 March, 201219 January, 2017

So H-Metro is rubbish – we all know that. The problem is, we tend to believe the stuff we see in it. That’s because some…

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