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Tag: Rugby

Going on a Social Media Hiatus in June

by Joe BlackPosted on31 May, 2017

I do this thing sometimes, where I disconnect from all my personal social media accounts for a month. It’s usually when I’m under a lot…

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Blogger Sneaks Back Into Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on1 December, 20161 December, 2016

Keyboard warrior Joseph Ruzvidzo aka Joe Black yesterday sneaked back into the country, after weeks of speculation that he had jumped ship in anticipation of…

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Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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Sorry I blocked you on social media

by Joe BlackPosted on8 December, 20151 March, 2016

Listen, I am so sorry that I unfriended you on Facebook. Maybe we were just never really friends. Maybe it’s because we’ve never actually met.…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Don’t drink and drive

by Joe BlackPosted on16 July, 2013

I drink a lot of whisky. In fact, not having touched a beer in three years, I don’t think a lot quite covers it. Some…

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