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Mnangagwa repression proves new Zimbabwe a lie

by Joe BlackPosted on22 August, 201922 August, 2019
Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) drag an injured protester during clashes in Harare on Friday. Photo- EPA-EFE

The Zimbabwe junta is swinging wildly at any hint of dissent, proving that repression under Mnangagwa is no departure from Mugabe’s rule.

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PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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Zimbabwe and the diaspora vote

by Joe BlackPosted on28 March, 201828 March, 2018

July 2016; members of Zimbabwe’s diaspora protest against Robert Mugabe in Johannesburg. Photo: Ihsaan Haffejee / Groundup Zimbabwe is a constant joke, I tell you. Nothing illustrates…

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Blogger Sneaks Back Into Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on1 December, 20161 December, 2016

Keyboard warrior Joseph Ruzvidzo aka Joe Black yesterday sneaked back into the country, after weeks of speculation that he had jumped ship in anticipation of…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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Hell is other people, and Facebook is its waiting room

by Joe BlackPosted on11 May, 201617 August, 2017

So there are politics of Facebook friendship. Any activity is a potential minefield, be it posting a photo, a status update or (God forbid) changing…

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How To Be A Zimbabwean Journalist

by Joe BlackPosted on16 September, 201526 September, 2018
Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare, Zimbabwe Monday, Nov. 20, 2017. Longtime President Robert Mugabe ignored a midday deadline set by the ruling party to step down or face impeachment proceedings, while Zimbabweans stunned by his lack of resignation during a national address vowed more protests to make him leave. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis)

Newspapers are held down by rocks to stop them blowing away at a news stand in Harare. (AP Photo/Ben Curtis) Or, An Anecdotally-Accumulated Anthology of…

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I don’t care about your baby

by Joe BlackPosted on19 May, 201519 May, 2015

I am an asshole. Let’s just stipulate that before we go any further. I wouldn’t want you thinking wow, this is nice, then reading on and…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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BREAKING: Mujuru allies suddenly discover citizens

by Joe BlackPosted on13 January, 201513 January, 2015

A shocking revelation has this morning shaken the Zimbabwean political sphere to the core. The sudden discovery by Joice Mujuru and her allies, who had…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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