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Mnangagwa repression proves new Zimbabwe a lie

by Joe BlackPosted on22 August, 201922 August, 2019
Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP) drag an injured protester during clashes in Harare on Friday. Photo- EPA-EFE

The Zimbabwe junta is swinging wildly at any hint of dissent, proving that repression under Mnangagwa is no departure from Mugabe’s rule.

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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
Zimbabwe flag

When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Audiobook Lovers Listen Up! Behind Enemy Lines – A Sample

by Joe BlackPosted on15 March, 201820 March, 2018
Audiobook cover

Updated below Now that the audiobook of Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories is complete and will be available on all platforms soon, here’s a…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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I created a monster

by Joe BlackPosted on1 March, 201611 May, 2016

In case you’ve been under a rock, I created a digital magazine called NBO. NBO stands for None But Ourselves (can free our minds). It…

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Dear South African Student

by Joe BlackPosted on23 October, 20158 December, 2015
#feesmustfall

I see your black behind walking them streets, taking your future into your own hands. I see your black behind singing and dancing and taking…

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Oh Happy Day and Other Stories

by Joe BlackPosted on4 October, 201523 October, 2015

Well, isn’t this nice? England are out of the Rugby World Cup, having been whipped at The Home of Rugby™ by a free-flowing Australia side.…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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How To Score An Own Goal

by Joe BlackPosted on20 May, 201526 May, 2015

Hello to all our viewers around the world! Welcome to this wonderful Cup Final here at the Giant National Sports Stadium™ in sunny Harare. My…

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