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I am glad Rhodes fell

by Joe BlackPosted on9 April, 201511 May, 2015

I haven’t been blogging much of late, chiefly because I have decided that I will no longer just write for writing’s sake, but only when I have something to say.

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Southern Eye Whitewash, Justify Hooliganism

by Joe BlackPosted on3 March, 20153 March, 2015

Following the violence-marred weekend football match between hosts Highlanders and Caps United, I made sure to read match reports from the Bulawayo papers. I only…

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The Red Bandana Club

by Joe BlackPosted on18 February, 20152 March, 2015

Looking at me now, you wouldn’t believe I was once a fresh-faced Grade Seven pupil at Hartley Primary school, in mighty Chegutu town. I was…

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Friendzones And Other Such Nonsense

by Joe BlackPosted on26 January, 201526 January, 2015

A shepherd, or sheepherder, is a person who tends, herds, feeds, or guards herds of sheep. The word stems from an amalgam of sheep herder.…

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The Black List, 2014 Edition

by Joe BlackPosted on8 January, 201520 January, 2015

1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…

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Zimbabwe Cricket has gone crazy

by Joe BlackPosted on28 August, 201428 August, 2019
SYLHET, BANGLADESH - MARCH 17: Tinashe Panyangara of Zimbabwe celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during the ICC T20 World Cup match between Ireland and Zimbabwe played at Sylhet International Cricket Stadium on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo by Pal Pillai-IDI/IDI via Getty Images)

Tinashe Panyangara celebrates the wicket of Andrew Poynter of Ireland during an ICC T20 World Cup match on March 17, 2014 in Sylhet, Bangladesh. (Photo…

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Uebert Angel will cure your addiction

by Joe BlackPosted on12 July, 2013

Yes, that’s right. “Prophet” Uebert “Angel” Madzanire can cure your addiction. Be it tea, ice blocks (I shit you not) or vaseline, this man will…

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Such sweet sorrow – Part 4

by Joe BlackPosted on12 January, 20093 June, 2015

She strained back, arching her body so that her silky black hair almost brushed his legs. He felt her shudder deep inside, losing control one…

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