That will be 35 pounds charged to your account for being overdrawn. Again. (Man, going into overdraft on an overdraft, ainâ€™t that a hit an’ a half for your ass)
I just couldnâ€™t hold it, you taste so sweet. We can try again in a few minutes. (Uh huh, like the other 5 times before that coming to a grand total of 4 and a half minutes.)
You remind me of my dead mother (this said in the throes of passion. The term â€˜motherfuckerâ€™ taking on a whole new shine)
You are not quite what this company is looking for. (euphemism for if you are not out that door in 5 minutes the bloodhounds from security are going to be so far up your ass youâ€™ll wish you were gay)
A computer error has resulted in salaries not being paid on time. (at this point I have been eating roots for a week coz my overdrawn overdrafted account is all tuckered out )
Iiiii ende wazosimbaaaaa! (read: Jesus Christ, did you eat ALL the Colcom pork pies when the prices were slashed by 50%)
Zimbabwe, thatâ€™s near Mexico right? (yeah, the border dispute is definitely between Dubya and Bob)
Oh Zimbabwe, I went to Kenya once. (yes, Africa is one country, so youâ€™ve seen one African, you have seen them all)
So that is MISTER Eleanor Madziva? (Butt ugly I may be, a man I am not, how my mellifluous dulcet tones can be confused with that of a man, I donâ€™t know. Granted though, I saw a man tweezing his eyebrows while waiting at the traffic lights the other day, so itâ€™s not much of a testimony for raw masculinity in Nippon)
‘Can I touch it?’ Heaven forfend that I ever hear another white girl ask me if she can touch my fro again. Girrrllll? Have you done lost your mind? You’d best check yourself before you hurt yourself.
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