Greatest Song of All Time of the Day
Shai – If I Ever Fall In Love. Now this was music.
Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.
It's a New Year, so it's time for new things. I cut my hair, I'm working out, so I thought a couple of changes here might be in order. A more optimistic and generally peaceful outlook on life really. Hope it works! And if it doesn't, then it's change for change's sake!
Shai – If I Ever Fall In Love. Now this was music.
This is The Ballad of Justin Bloody Bieber, sung by an 82-year-old gentleman.
It is reckoned that he’s hotter
Than Harry fucking Potter,
His hairdo like some wagging gold retriever,
Looking lovely, looking cute
In his pater-knity suit,
Our Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.
This old barley is so bad-ass, he nails fucking scorpions to his wall.
Viva.
You know you can’t argue with THAT now, can ya?
So this Kadoma girl named Davina Green released a song. If you’re from Kadoma or went to Jameson then yes, she’s the youngest in the Green family. You’ve got to listen to this.
Pretty good, right? Spread the word. Pamberi neZimbabwe.