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Joe Black was born in the summer of 1979, with Zimbabwe on the verge of total independence. Having missed the dreaded ‘born-free’ tag by mere months, he proceeded to grow into a fine upstanding citizen of the new democracy. Not.

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It's a New Year, so it's time for new things. I cut my hair, I'm working out, so I thought a couple of changes here might be in order. A more optimistic and generally peaceful outlook on life really. Hope it works! And if it doesn't, then it's change for change's sake!

Archive: music

Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

Shai – If I Ever Fall In Love. Now this was music.

Angry Birds: pop music edition

 

No words necessary.

Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

This is The Ballad of Justin Bloody Bieber, sung by an 82-year-old gentleman.

It is reckoned that he’s hotter
Than Harry fucking Potter,
His hairdo like some wagging gold retriever,
Looking lovely, looking cute
In his pater-knity suit,
Our Justin, bloody Justin, bloody Bieber.

This old barley is so bad-ass, he nails fucking scorpions to his wall.

Viva.

Greatest Song of All Time of the Day

You know you can’t argue with THAT now, can ya?

Listen to this – Davina Green

So this Kadoma girl named Davina Green released a song. If you’re from Kadoma or went to Jameson then yes, she’s the youngest in the Green family. You’ve got to listen to this.

Pretty good, right? Spread the word. Pamberi neZimbabwe.
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