Be realistic. Set achievable goals. Take things slowly. Plan everything. Watch your step.
Don’t mug yourself.
If you’re gonna make a New Year’s Resolution, make it something like “I am gonna work out more”. Don’t lie to yourself and say you’re gonna run two kilometers every morning and visit the gym every night.
Because you won’t.
I know you won’t. You know you won’t. Your wife knows you won’t. Work out when you can. Run as often as you can. Cos you’ll miss some days, and if you make absolute commitments, and you miss one day, you’ve failed.
You’re gonna quit drinking? Nigga please. No you won’t. Promise to cut down. Drink at weekends. Forget about mid-week marastas or Thursday night Londoners or even Sunday hangover killers.
We both know you won’t stop. What you CAN stop is drinking during the week and on Sunday night. We all know what we feel like at our desks after a night on the lash. protect yourself, protect your job, and cut down, motherfucker.
As for me, I’m being simple. I shall work out more. I shall work harder. I shall have more vagina and less alcohol.
How can I go wrong? *
* Don’t answer that.