Men are idiots. I honestly can’t see how it can be so difficult.
It’s kind of tricky you know. Especially in the dark.
Two things:
1. Darkness is no excuse. Women put their bras on and take them off with the clasp behind their backs. Can even do it with a shirt on.
2. I am sad for you that you sometimes have to do it in the dark. Where’s the fun in that 😉
I don’t what it is about us and those things, though. I’m sure when it comes to the crunch, nerves, blood loss in the (top) head … it becomes so difficulty!
i kinda like a girl who takes off her own brassiere,
and leaves me to get my dexterity on,
in places where its needed most …
@Tara plenty reasons:
girl with poor body image,
girl WITH poor body,
girl cheating and feeling shitty about it,
shy girl,
frenzied shag in an unfamiliar place, stumbling into a room and not knowing (or giving a fuck) where the light switch is,
a fuck-in-the-dark (literally),
low light shag with just the slightest light,
and of course some kinky blind-fold shit to heighten the senses,
im jussaying, u know maybe, maybe not … just
Give me strength!
forgive me, im sitting in front of a pc on a friday night doing calculus … something’s gotta give.
Mos Native – considering problems faced with just a clasp, kinky blind fold stuff maybe a stretch!
Here is a thought – start a new line with velcro instead of clasps or even better just let it all hang – go without!
going without is the future! entering my crib is implicit agreement to my nudist conditions of stay 😛
(should put up a sign for clarity and whatnot, in case of litigation or somesuch)
the kinky blind fold is my thing – im sticking with it.
Velcro? Going without? I envy your simple take on life. Rather than getting a mannequinne and practicing, just do away with the whole thing. Wouldn’t you miss the pretty lingerie? The ample cleavage?
No, scrap that. I can’t believe I am actually discussing this.
not really a breast man myself but, since we’re talking things breast-like, if the cleavage needs a brassiere for it to appear ample then its either too small or too flabby to be in my crib.
i’ll make a concession for lingerie but only if its part of the props for a little show – which will swiftly lead to being without 😉
LOL
Don’t knock flabby breasts. They can be used as props too!
Don’t knock flabby ones. They can be used as props too!
ROTFLOL you people are killing me.
I’ll have to take yo word for it,or,
better still,
try out the whole flabby-breast-prop thing,
coz I know with ass,
as it gets bigger, a clever girl can do lots with it,
like clapping and stuff,
yeah,
we’ll have to try out the whole flabby-breast-prop thing …
Trying to keep this PG rated Mos_Native but think of them twirling like helicopter propellers! They come real handy while doing a seductive dance – no need to use other props when God’s given pair can do the trick.
If they are dangly enough, they can also join the clapping gig.
Too late … this thread went south from the git go.
I can tell you’re an Airforce man Serenity,
Coz that wicked combo,
Of the twirling flabby items on the one end,
Plus big clapping wawas on the other,
Thats a Chinook right thurrrrr 🙂
Wow! Objectify women much?
Okay, now I’m pissing myself. Chinook yakapenga manje.
Sorry Tara!
Im all for equal opportunities and can testify that I have seen some scary flabby man-boobs in my time – I would have gladly stuck that stuff in the bra above. In fact, I would have thrown in a Chinook full of black ops military guys just to make sure there was no chance of that scary stuff escaping!
Men are idiots. I honestly can’t see how it can be so difficult.
It’s kind of tricky you know. Especially in the dark.
Two things:
1. Darkness is no excuse. Women put their bras on and take them off with the clasp behind their backs. Can even do it with a shirt on.
2. I am sad for you that you sometimes have to do it in the dark. Where’s the fun in that 😉
I don’t what it is about us and those things, though. I’m sure when it comes to the crunch, nerves, blood loss in the (top) head … it becomes so difficulty!
i kinda like a girl who takes off her own brassiere,
and leaves me to get my dexterity on,
in places where its needed most …
@Tara plenty reasons:
girl with poor body image,
girl WITH poor body,
girl cheating and feeling shitty about it,
shy girl,
frenzied shag in an unfamiliar place, stumbling into a room and not knowing (or giving a fuck) where the light switch is,
a fuck-in-the-dark (literally),
low light shag with just the slightest light,
and of course some kinky blind-fold shit to heighten the senses,
im jussaying, u know maybe, maybe not … just
Give me strength!
forgive me, im sitting in front of a pc on a friday night doing calculus … something’s gotta give.
Mos Native – considering problems faced with just a clasp, kinky blind fold stuff maybe a stretch!
Here is a thought – start a new line with velcro instead of clasps or even better just let it all hang – go without!
going without is the future! entering my crib is implicit agreement to my nudist conditions of stay 😛
(should put up a sign for clarity and whatnot, in case of litigation or somesuch)
the kinky blind fold is my thing – im sticking with it.
Velcro? Going without? I envy your simple take on life. Rather than getting a mannequinne and practicing, just do away with the whole thing. Wouldn’t you miss the pretty lingerie? The ample cleavage?
No, scrap that. I can’t believe I am actually discussing this.
not really a breast man myself but, since we’re talking things breast-like, if the cleavage needs a brassiere for it to appear ample then its either too small or too flabby to be in my crib.
i’ll make a concession for lingerie but only if its part of the props for a little show – which will swiftly lead to being without 😉
LOL
Don’t knock flabby breasts. They can be used as props too!
Don’t knock flabby ones. They can be used as props too!
ROTFLOL you people are killing me.
I’ll have to take yo word for it,or,
better still,
try out the whole flabby-breast-prop thing,
coz I know with ass,
as it gets bigger, a clever girl can do lots with it,
like clapping and stuff,
yeah,
we’ll have to try out the whole flabby-breast-prop thing …
Trying to keep this PG rated Mos_Native but think of them twirling like helicopter propellers! They come real handy while doing a seductive dance – no need to use other props when God’s given pair can do the trick.
If they are dangly enough, they can also join the clapping gig.
Too late … this thread went south from the git go.
I can tell you’re an Airforce man Serenity,
Coz that wicked combo,
Of the twirling flabby items on the one end,
Plus big clapping wawas on the other,
Thats a Chinook right thurrrrr 🙂
Wow! Objectify women much?
Okay, now I’m pissing myself. Chinook yakapenga manje.
Sorry Tara!
Im all for equal opportunities and can testify that I have seen some scary flabby man-boobs in my time – I would have gladly stuck that stuff in the bra above. In fact, I would have thrown in a Chinook full of black ops military guys just to make sure there was no chance of that scary stuff escaping!