So; should I even bother telling you about my weekend? Cos it was, you know, the usual stuff with the usual suspects…dorps Friday, rugby and football on Saturday, chillin on Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, the Dumb African Footballer Show! Okay, done to death.
Maybe I should talk about Liverpool scoring 4 goals in a game. Or how people just can’t be arsed to tackle Christiano Ronaldo? I know, I’ll whine about the Stormers, that will be new, won’t it?
Oh, I have it; I’ll tjoon you about the hater who’s talking about me. I thought the vavengi disease was wiped out, but apparently not. In fact, nah, I’m in a good mood today, why spoil it?
Here it is – I saw Happy Feet and it’s an absolutely excellent movie. The storyline goes a bit wonky at the end, but that’s okay cos it’s a really good flick. Finally, something to watch repeatedly! Oh, you don’t give a shit, I forgot.
So, in essence, I have absolutely fuck-all to say.