So I just did a breakfast run down to OK Fife Avenue, and I saw the brightest silver-gray tinted-windows shiny-chrome-wheels BMW X5 I have ever seen.
I mean, this thing was awesome; parked outside the 6th Street entrance, as I came out with my sorry excuse for a salad* and (rather tepid) Cascade. But when I walked past this shining awesome example of vehicular awesomeness, I saw the most awesomely un-awesome thing ever!
The personalised license plates said … X5.
Really. Is that all you got? Ya couldn’t come up with something more … more than X5? Really?
You people make this waaaaay too easy..
* Yes, I said salad. It was coleslaw, I wasn’t ready to wrestle with a pig’s foot so early in the morning