Not the SNL Weekend Update

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First things first: the Stormers won! To all you haters and doubters, put that in your bong and smoke it! There’s a reason I’m looking at you, Sim 🙂

Phew, now that I’ve got that off my chest…what else hapn’d this weekend? Well, I drank beer at the Scud & Nanny. Nothing new there, so we’ll just skip all that usual tripe. What else? Went to Glow, which was rocking, lots of, uhm, young ones there. Cough cough. Moving on.

Oh, Jigga introduced me to vimfromzim. It’s never bad meeting another local blogger, but a hot one? Praise the Lord. Let’s have little internet-babies. We can tat our URLs on their tiny baby asses. We’d be good parents, I swear it. No? Darn it, so close.

That’s basically the weekend in a nutshell…more of the same. What hapn’d to you on the weekend? I’d especially like to know what Lee got up to, and if it involved a sense of humour.

And I mean that in the nicest possible way, promise 🙂

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23 Replies to “Not the SNL Weekend Update”

  2. Rugby’s all good yeah, Hurah for the Cheetahs, Stormers, Sharks, WP, Lions and all that yadah yadah… sorry Bulls (You Suck ;D). Personally I cannot wait (tho I’m going to have to) for the UEFA Champions League Footie to start this Week – Barcelona vs Liverpool – Ooooh Babie.

  3. I drank fruit cocktails and at Kermit’s legs last weekend! MAXIMUS pls don’t turn this into another football nyaya pls

    Is an internet-baby one conceived while the parents are on the internet, or one who lives totally in the internet

  4. Celebrated the chinese new year over some dim sum and a few cocktails over the weekend. YUM!!! No one understands food and the taste buds like the chinese and the Japanese. I envy y’all in the far east.

    So Happy New Year to all you people. Happy Year of the Pig. I think this is going to be a special year for me as this is my year YEAH!!! 😉

    Hey, how long is the gestation period for internet babies?

  5. The year of the pig is your year? Uhm,,,yippee?

    Internet-babies are just like normal babies, I think. Not so sure. They could be like your imaginary friends, Tino 🙂

  6. very freaking funny Joe, galadriel what up with all this Asian style? Bought into the Look East Policy we see.

  7. hie all quiet weekend, definitely not as much fun as you all obviosly, how many women do u want babies with iwe????

  9. Sorry Tino but the Champions League DOES resume tonight… and that’s all I’m gonna say on the subject… oh, except Barcelona vs Liverpool tomorrow night, 21:30 CAT on Supersport 3 and Maximo for ya’ll in the former Portugues Colonies… Yeah Babie…. Ey JB, I keep seeing the same girl with Tig ‘all Bitties passing by my window in the street below, shall I… NAAAAAH. I have 2 questions for y’all. What do Internet Babies look like when they’re all growed up and if you eat lots of pork this year, does it make you year any better, or do you have to become Chinese first??? (seriously) 😀

  11. Internet babies are multi-coloured, and their hair looks like a series of tubes!!

    Ehm, boet, you know that song “Smack That” by Aikona? Put it into effect…

  12. I was born in the year of the pig. mind you, eating loads of pork cant hurt unless you have some religious rule that says pork is evil. I will be having all the pork I can get. 🙂

    I guess you can say that I have bought into the look east policy. Be honest, are there any cuter babies than far eastern babies with their spiky hair. Anyway, nobody comes close whan it comes to their food. There is far more to it than spring rolls. YUM! The men can be gorgeous too.

  14. I see the Afro Chicken thing has pfumbirad (that’s kupfumbira for all you masalalas)… JB, that’s not nice Guy…

  17. … and, while we’re on the subject, Arsenal got a Rodgering right up the Butt-crack last night ;)… Oh Happy Days,

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