Today is that day when worms emerge from the wood work, people that
havent beeen seen or heard in ages, ressurect, smiling, fluttering
eyelids like the wings of a butterfly, rather, moth, trynna make nice so
you get a nigg@z shit.
Dont even try it. Handidi. You aint getting ten cents!
To all my boys, rambai!
When the roses have wilted, she’ll have the expensive perfume, the
fluffy red towel, the silk nightie, ko iwe? Your reward, an orgasm, or
maybe even a hug, inenge yapera kudhara…just a memory! Hardly
a fair exchange.
And members of N.A.V.D, please be warned. Through our contacts at the RBZ, we shall be monitoring activities on all members’ bank accounts for any
suspicious and sudden large withdrawals. Abatwa achitengera vasikana
machokoleti, cell phones, eya-time, Hunters, Sting, Archers, mabhurugwa
matsvuku etc, tirikuzonetsana. N.A.V.D. officials have been stationed at
various Valentine’s spending hotspots, such as Cliques, Belz (kumaruva),
Wimby and Bhabhaz. We mean business gentlemen.
As Chairman, I shall do my bit, in leading the war. Tunzenza
turikufamba tuchizunza magaro, wearing the revolting colours of red and
white, ndichatu splasher madhaka nemota! KaCupid kacho, the cause of
all this, ndikakaona ndichakaisa mudonzvo up the rectum!
Your Chairman has spoken.
Nigg@z Against Valentine’s Day