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PICTURES: Zimbabwean blogger gets EU weapons training

by Joe BlackPosted on4 January, 20194 January, 2019

Shocking images prove that Western powers are training Zimbabweans to overthrow the government. Source: classified In a devastating revelation sure to cause shockwaves in Zimbabwean…

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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
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When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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My book ‘Behind Enemy Lines’ by Joe Ruzvidzo is free today!

by Joe BlackPosted on21 June, 201823 June, 2018
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So my book Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories has been out for a while now, including the audiobook version which was no easy feat…

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Audiobook Lovers Listen Up! Behind Enemy Lines – A Sample

by Joe BlackPosted on15 March, 201820 March, 2018
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Updated below Now that the audiobook of Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories is complete and will be available on all platforms soon, here’s a…

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Radio France Internationale interview

by Joe BlackPosted on29 January, 201829 January, 2018

Last week, I was on Radio France Internationale (RFI) being interviewed about my book, ‘Behind Enemy Lines and Other Stories’. In this month’s Africa: Stories…

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Attacked By HIFA Car Guards

by Joe BlackPosted on3 May, 20179 May, 2017

Last night was a pretty ordinary night for HIFA. While we understand the operational challenges they’re experiencing, waiting 40 minutes for the opening show to…

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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20 Ways In Which Sanctions Have Ruined Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on14 October, 201614 October, 2016

Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…

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Wait … What?

by Joe BlackPosted on13 October, 2016

In our inaugural edition of “Wait … what?” I bring you the tweeted musings of one Saviour Kasukuwere of ZANU-PF. I will post these without…

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Captain’s Log: September 2016

by Joe BlackPosted on2 September, 201628 September, 2016

Day 366 of year 37, 3rd rock from the sun, Milky Way Galaxy Captain Broken Jaw, Slapaho Tribe, of the Imperial Metaship feckaduck, 2 September…

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The Day The Music (Almost) Died

by Joe BlackPosted on26 May, 201528 August, 2015

There was a loud bang, and the bus veered off the Harare-Bulawayo highway. It swerved into the roadside ditch and crashed on its side, plunging the…

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