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How to clean a rusty teapot

by Joe BlackPosted on27 July, 20189 February, 2020
Zimbabwe flag

When a teapot isn’t cleaned, it develops rust and a scaly build-up over time; if not cleaned regularly, it’ll make the cleaning of the teapot…

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Robert Mugabe 1980 Speeches

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201718 April, 2017

4 March, 1980 © Adam Welz 17th April 1980  Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe Independence Speech – 17 April, 1980 The final countdown before the launching of…

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Blogger Sneaks Back Into Zimbabwe

by Joe BlackPosted on1 December, 20161 December, 2016

Keyboard warrior Joseph Ruzvidzo aka Joe Black yesterday sneaked back into the country, after weeks of speculation that he had jumped ship in anticipation of…

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The Richest Man in Bobylan

by Joe BlackPosted on26 October, 201626 October, 2016

I believe that everyone owns a bag of shit. That old suitcase, or cardbox, which has been steadily collecting random little things over the years.…

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Flag Party Supporters Twar at Public Meeting

by Joe BlackPosted on15 August, 20162 September, 2016

Wednesday, 24 April, 2019. HARARE – Mild chaos nearly broke out in Harare yesterday, at a public hearing on the Cyber-Chimurenga War Credentials Bill, when suspected Flag Party…

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Message of Solidarity to the Zimbabwe Cricket Team

by Joe BlackPosted on13 June, 201615 August, 2016

On the occasion of the Second One Day International against India. We, the residents of Castle Black, are in Solidarity with the Players and Staff…

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Africans Are Stupid

by Joe BlackPosted on21 May, 201521 May, 2015

People like things. That is a fact you cannot deny. There is a reason why the now-defunct (thank the gods) News of the World made…

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The Post-Colonial Analysis

by Joe BlackPosted on2 March, 20159 April, 2015

It has been a year since I quit my job to work for myself. It has been (obviously) the toughest and most challenging year of…

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How now, brown cow?

by Joe BlackPosted on4 May, 20114 May, 2011

So now that Obama has “killed” old Osama bin Laden, the whole thing seems to be raising more questions than answers. Like, really? You shot…

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Not Yet Uhuru

by Joe BlackPosted on18 April, 201018 April, 2017

Today marks the 30th anniversary of Zimbabwe’s independence from colonial rule. Today we celebrate casting away the yoke of the hated settler, allowing us to…

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