Zimbabwe is in trouble. Fortunately for Zimbabweans, Zimbabwe’s rulers (yes, rulers not governors) through the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation and Zimbabwe Newspapers (1980) Ltd always remind…
1. Asshole of the Year That would be me, obviously. I am the self-styled King of the Assholes, so I’ll get it out the way…
Happy 87th birthday, Head of State and Government and Commander in Chief of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces, Comrade Robert Gabriel Mugabe. May your birthday be…